Don King

the self-proclaimed epitomy of the american dream. small time bookie in cleveland in the 1960s who killed two men in bar fights over gambling debts. later became a boxing promoter who ripped off all his clients. known for his ridiculous hair and playing the race card any chance he gets.

Don King will rob you blind if he promotes your fight.

Don King by Hong King Kong January 6, 2008

Don King

Speaking nonsensical gibberish that means nothing in any language except those of brain-dead cretins.

After speaking with Senator Warren, I had to look up what she said in the Don King Dictionumary.

Don King by Dragonwolf December 12, 2018

The Don King 

The act of a male ejaculating (skeeting) into the hair of a female sexual partner then messing the females hair up with a whisking (noogie) motion then running out of the room leaving the female sexual partner to walk home whith her hair looking like that of Donald King.

dennis: (while walking down the street) "man...look at that girls hair.. why in the world would she style it like that?"

Marlon: "i doubt she picked that haircut...she probobly left the bar with some dude, then got The Don King"

The Don King by jason "hotrod" rodney August 1, 2008

Don King

During sex, the act of having the male ejaculate onto the female's pubic hairs and then use his right hand to spike them up, the conclusion to this stunt usually involves the male carrying the female around on his shoulders giving the illusion of him as Don King.

"Dude me and Heather went out last night and had dinner, and then when we got home we sat by the fire and I gave her a Don King"

Don King by hinkdogger September 10, 2006

A Don King 

A version of Mississippi Mohawk using a Zebra Turd. A Mississippi Mohawk is Cleveland Steamer on someone's head. A Zebra Turd is a turd after your partner has jizzed in your anus.

Janice was tired of Barry cuming in her ass when she was prarie dogging so when he drank his 10 Natty Lights and passed out she dropped A Don King on his head.

A Don King by hiemlich schlonge February 22, 2010

Don King

A Don King occurs when the ash buildup on a blunt grows tall. It resembles the hairstyle of boxing promoter Don King. The ash is black at the bottom and fades to gray at the tip. A Don King lets you know when you really need to ash the blunt.

Yo that blunt is starting to Don King, you better ash it!

Don King by dubK August 1, 2007

Don King Kick 

DonKing Kick

Used in reference to someone’s hair that is so out of control it’s suggested that a grumpy donkey kicked you in the face and/or hair with force to where it’s blown back and looks like a beetle juice hallowed wig.

Dog.. look at Becky rockin that Don King Kick! She has to know what she looks like, right?

Don King Kick by pseudonympho April 19, 2022