A close encounter of the athletic kind 

A phrase that many AI written articles use to describe a sporting event (usually High School).

If an article includes this phrase, chances are it’s a box score stretched out into an article with no real player names given whatsoever.

One article: Lancaster edged Ashville Teays Valley 24-17 in a close encounter of the athletic kind on Aug. 18 in Ohio football.

Another article: Chillicothe Southeastern edged West Salem Northwestern 28-20 in a close encounter of the athletic kind in Ohio high school football action on Aug. 18.

Yet another article: Tates Creek edged Eastern 21-14 in a close encounter of the athletic kind during this Kentucky football game.

A close encounter of the athletic kind by futbolr21 August 22, 2023

close encounter of the turd kind 

1. Having a negative experience with a douchebag of a person.

2. When you step on dog poop.

3. When a monkey flings his poop and *wham! splat* catches you.

4. Any doo-related major life experience

"Whooooaaa, dude, I heard you and Ryan yelling at each other all night!" "Yeah, it was a close encounter of the turd kind."

"Hey, why are you dragging your foot and what's that smell?" "Close encounter of the turd kind."

"Damn you evil little monkey, did not expect that close encounter of the turd kind!"

"Shane and I had a close encounter of the turd kind."

close encounter of the turd kind by mindenoodle February 11, 2010

close encounter of the third kind

an experience with a human that is so bizarre one might as well be dealing with an alien.

when i was dealing with those liberals, it was a definite close encounter of the third kind...

close encounter of the third kind by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

Close Encounter of the Second Kind 

When you wipe after taking a shit and you accidentally get some shit on your hand.

Man, I just had a close encounter of the second kind in there. I gotta wash my hands!

Close Encounter of the Second Kind by M#TH August 12, 2018

close encounter of the turd kind 

1. A bad experience with a human douche of a person.

2. Stepping on dog crap.

3. When a monkey flings his poo at you and *wham!splat* tags you where it counts.

"Whooah, I heard you and Ryan fighting all night," "Yeah, it was a close encounter of the turd kind."

"Why are you walking dragging your foot and what's that smell?" "Close encounter of the turd kind."

"Damn you, evil little monkey! No thanks for the close encounter of the turd kind!"

close encounter of the turd kind by carmenarmen February 11, 2010

Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind 

When you almost get caught jacking off.

Billy: My sister almost walked in on me masturbating.
Fred: Guess you could call that "A Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind".
Billy: Damn it Fred, you're not funny.

Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind by AcneAndAnthrax May 4, 2015

close encounter of the turd kind 

experiences in a public bathroom, sitting next to someone 'deffing' in a loud manner! -general deffing experiences in public facilities

i had a close encounter of the turd kind at the airport 'bowls'

someone 'deffing' next to me provided a close encounter of the turd kind!

close encounter of the turd kind by michael foolsley January 10, 2010