Kim is usually an attention whore, she'll go out of her way to complain of fake illnesses. She'll even make up her own diseases to become the center of attention, then she'll pretend like she doesn't want the attention. She thinks her life is horrible, although she's spoiled and her parents give her everything she wants when she wants it. She'll lead ugly guys on to make it seem like guys actually want her, when really they just want a one night stand. With the lights off obviously because Kim tends to be ugly. She'll probably glow in the dark anyway!

This girl enjoys: Starting fights, then backing out by saying "Lets grow up guys this is stupid" So her pathetic ass doesn't land in the hospital. She also enjoys selling drugs, then complaining about people who sell drugs.


-Don't trust a Kim. There not there for there friends and tend to drop there friends to find newer and 'better ones. To try and become more popular of course, but they always fail miserably. Oh well. I guess that's the karma kicking in.
-Don't look directly at Kim, the light will reflect off her pale skin and it could cause blindness. That or her face will do the job.
-Don't believe anything she says. She likes to pretend she's had sex with half the school, yet half the school barely knows her name.
Your typical Kim conversation will go something like this:

Phone rings
You: "Hey what's up?"
Kim: "Nothing I just got attacked by a bear, it's cool though I'm fine"
You: "Are you serious?!"
Kim: "Yeah, I'm just upset, you see after I got attacked by the bear my dad beat the crap out of me, my mom gave him the divorce papers, and my sister hooked up with the hott guy i'm dating"
You: "But your parents have said they're getting a divorce seven times this month?! And your dads at work and aren't you single?"
- Click -


You: Hey wanna hang out?
Kim: Sorry I have to, lies lies lies lies lies lies lies, and then i gotta, lies lies lies lies lies lies lies.
You: Kay see ya later.
by bonnnieeeandclyddeeee September 01, 2010
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kim is adorable.
by bronzelightning March 29, 2009
The only woman that will bring chuck norris to his knees
Chuck Norris does not kneel, he bows to kim.
by chuckisgod February 04, 2010
Kim's are normally really hot woman. They have smoking bodies and are drop-dread gorgeous. They are also very sweet, and make amazingly supportive, perfect girlfriends, not to mention a hot body! They are completely adorable, but often get mistreated or understood by men. There hot body often make them very attractive, and most are blonde and complete sweeties.
All boys want a kim, because they are are so fucking sexy.
jon: That girl is so sexy, she is such a kim
Matt: Yeah, i really wanna fuck her
Jon: Nah, I want her as my girlfriend
Matt: you will have to fight me first
by Burnabyabe February 11, 2009
Like fire; always hot and fiery, with the ability to melt you in seconds. Watch out for this one.
Kim; Sexual
by DruHill October 05, 2008
Gutsy, determined and is incredibly loyal to those she loves. A beautiful woman. Fun loving and people love to be with her. Imaginative, creative and thoughtful.
by Catnapper February 05, 2010
She's the girl you always go back to. She's totally her own person, and sometimes people use that against her, but Kim has that fire that just intimidates. She's got those eyes that can seduce you in one glance, or break your heart with a single glare. She's a brunette with an ass that you wanna grab onto for days. She's always bringing fun wherever she goes, yet you'll never find a girl more laid back. She's sexy without even trying, and her personality is just as beautiful. If you manage to find her, she's a keeper.
Him: God fucking damn it, there's Kim.
by cll32 January 19, 2011
A smart, awesome girl who will be a loyal, great, and sweet friend. She'll trust you completely and you can trust her. She's smart but too trusting with people who will use her or be mean to her. She is very kind.

Kims are very pretty but are humble and don't show off.

A Kim will fall in love with someone and obsess over them and never want to let them go even when the person moves to Colorado.

A kim is a great girl. She'll be your BFF once you get through her shyness.
Girl: You're so great Kim!

Boy: God, I like Kim. But all she ever does is follow Brett around.

Teacher: Isn't Kim great? She's so smart and doesn't drive me nuts.
by A+H=4eva February 18, 2011

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