When your kids are staying with relatives or friends for free (not summer camp) and you stay home, just go about your regular day, but find your evenings suddenly way less stressful.
Holy shit, my wife and I went out to dinner last night and didn't have to deal with any bedtime drama, I love this Kidcation
The act of leaving your child with your current or past significant other for the sole purpose of ensuring, your partner, doesn't get into trouble with the opposite sex.
Hey man do you want to go to the bar this evening?
I would but the old lady kidcuffed me while she's out of town.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.