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Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome

Commonly resulting from a sudden increase in Cocaine fuelled meditation, KMDS can result in late night googling of one's self, foaming at the mouth, erectile dysfunction, uncontrollable crying, lazy eye and hair loss.
"He's 50 years old and been screaming at his computer screen like a baby all night, if he turns out to have Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome then at least he won't reproduce."

kickin' ballistics 

To reason with someone, to tell them how things really are, to philosophize about a topic.
Me and my man Gary sat up all night listening to his older brother Charles kickin' ballistics about prison industry-complex.
kickin' ballistics by merrakesh August 29, 2010

cold kickin' it 

Friday we was just cold kickin' it live, takin' no jive.
cold kickin' it by joe mama September 19, 2003

Kicking shit 

He was sitting at home for the whole day kicking shit rather than doing his homework
Kicking shit by mindjammer June 5, 2016

kicking the hammer 

Doing something unnecessary or without a good reason
Matt: Dude, why did you take the long way to my house?
Dave: Come on, it's not that bad.
Matt: Stop kicking the hammer and go the right way.

kicking ash 

A term used to describe the heroic and courageous actions taken by firefighters.
Thank you for your selfless dedication and stamina as you’re totally kicking ash in all parts of California!
kicking ash by Dr Bunnygirl August 27, 2020