...except for you few....you can sit out and do nothing as long as you want and i will still put you on every competition team!"
"BUT YOU! YOU DONT DO ANYTHING WRONG! EVER! because i wont! i repeat wont! sugarcoat your critique like i will for (fill in name here)! and i will also batter you to a pulp with comments so you go home and cry after kickline practice....oh but i think i am being realllllly fair and honest"