kicked in the shit 

Anytime someone makes a jackass of themselves (by saying or doing something really stupid) and is caught red-handed and told off by either friends or coworkers = "kicked in the shit".

Person 1 = "i want to fuck a fat bitch tonight"

Person 2 = "why don't you fuck your sister, or ain't she fat enough?"

Person 3 to Person 1 = "oh snap, you just got kicked in the shit"

kicked in the shit by Prometheeus October 7, 2006

kicked in the stick 

Another word for being kicked in the penis or privates

Shit, I've just been kicked in the stick, my dick! My dick! The pain the pain!!!

kicked in the stick by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

Kicked in the nuts 

One of the greatest shows ever created. It consists of a man wearing a fake orange afro kicking random people in the nuts.

(orange fro man runs up and kicks a guy in the nuts)

guy kicked: What are you doing?? Im calling the cops.
orange fro: Dude, no, dude don't call the cops, (points to the camera)......sir, youve just been kicked in the nuts.
guy kicked: oooooooh, I sure have! That was awesome, I've been kicked in the nuts!

Kicked in the nuts by martimer/marv June 7, 2005

kicked in the balls

Either literally being kicked in the balls or decsribing a feeling of emotional pain of the same degree.

"Oi, did you see how we all kicked steve payton in the balls today?"
ÿeah no way he is havin kids. He got kicked in the balls bad"

"Oi, did you here my new gridiron ball got kicked over the fence, will never get it back"...
"Man, thats a kick in the balls. Bad Luck."

kicked in the balls by Steve Gayton September 15, 2006

kicked in the nuts 

when someone uses thier foot to crush a mans nuts, quite possibly the most pinful thing eva. although usually administered by women hurts more if delivered by a male. can snap u out of strange states of mind.

i was sittin on the sofa, i told luke i thought he was hot, to snap me out of it he stretched out his leg and repeatedly kicked me in the nuts, it was painful but it made me like him more
kicked in the nuts

kicked in the nuts by nut kicked December 31, 2007

kicked in the googles

when someone kicks you directly between the balls, causing extreme crushig of the sac. A shoe burn on the shaft of the penis is also common.

paul kicked me in the googles while we were playing ro-sham-bo

kicked in the googles by moma April 7, 2003

kicked in the nuts 

when some one kicks or knees a guy in the groin, between his legs...in the goods..or grapes..its the weak spot on a guy..its something women have done to guys since the dawn of human life.. in the book the history of sex it talks about how the Jewish women were so well know for going for those balls that they got the women in the other countries doing it..even today in some places its a practiced ritual where one day a yr they will get the men and teen boys together and the girls and women will spend some quality time working on there nuts..i can't remember where it was..i want to say middle east but it might be in Africa..when i was in high school we had woman professor from a college come in and talk to us about this..she goes ever yr and had video of it ..it was wild..girls 7 and up were out there kicking guys and teens in the balls as they were being held..basically the guys got worked on and then left till they recovered then they get worked on again..she said she wished they did that here in the states..i'm sure there a lot of women and girls who would agree

man being held legs spread while some one kicks his nuts over and over again. there u have kicked in the nuts

kicked in the nuts by mapexrocks September 19, 2009