kick in the nuts

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i just got a kick in the nuts and I have fallen and cant get up

kick in the nuts by matt sheppardd November 2, 2018

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kick in the dick

An disappointment after having wasted a lot of effort on something.

We spent so much time working on Rhapsody in Blue last term, and because of the France Tour, orchestra rehearsals have been cancelled this term so now we'll have to relearn the whole piece next term. It's a real kick in the dick for all of us.

kick in the dick by Gershwin lover April 3, 2010

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kick in the nuts

Something a girl does to a boy to either get her way or take revenge for a previous discrepancy. Despite the term "kick" included in the phrase, it can be used to describe any method in which a girl uses her legs to gain a physical advantage over a boy, limited to attacking his nuts. She may use her knee or thigh to overpower her male opponent. Also deployed by males to males, but everyone knows it hurts more when a girl administers it.

1(To get her way): I wouldn't let Amy do it her way, but my tune changed when she kicked me in the nuts under the table.
2(To take revenge): He never made fun of Amy again, after she kneed him in the nuts.

kick in the nuts by Regginald August 11, 2005

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kick in the balls

When a person (usually a woman, but men can too) strikes a male's testicles with their foot, resulting in the kickee being immobilized by pain and possibly sterilizing or emmasculating him.

Wendy was tired of his cheating so she gave him a devastating kick in the balls

kick in the balls by Sam E82 August 31, 2007