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Key holder 

a term for someone who holds the key(s) to another's chastity device. Most commonly, a man is placed in a device and their lover (be them male or female, but most commonly female) teases, caresses, drives crazy and generally tests and shockingly abuses the power that is controlling someone's ability to orgasm.
When dealing with a key holder, the circumstances varied; there was an orgasm quota for a time (which usually equalled 15 to 1; fifteen for her, one for me) and later a whole month without any release from the space-aged plastic cell. During this time most of my kink came to the forefront; I became very good friends with Bunny's strap-on and other funny stories.
Key holder by Carmenator October 22, 2008
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chuck key holder 

Another name for the opening of the alimentary canal. see also balloon knot, wizards sleeve, leather donut
After years of begging and emotional blackmail, our lass still won't let my whanger near her chuck key holder!
chuck key holder by Cheesey February 13, 2004

Do Not Apply To Be A Key Holder At A Retail Store Because Of Angel Jose Robles Knowing The Meaning Of Their Name Is "'Hellstrom'" <Name`~`Choice> 

Do Not Apply To Be A Key Holder At A Retail Store Because Of Angel Jose Robles Knowing The Meaning Of Their Name Is "'Hellstrom'" <Name`~`Choice>
Do Not Apply To Be A Key Holder At A Retail Store Because Of Angel Jose Robles Knowing The Meaning Of Their Name Is "'Hellstrom'" <Name`~`Choice>
An employee, usually a more senior and experienced one, who is entrusted with the keys necessary to open or close the business. Keyholders generally earn a wage premium, and may be "fast-tracked" to management positions, but can also be called at any hour of the night if an emergency arises and the business needs to be opened unexpectedly. They may also face greater danger as they usually work either early mornings or late nights, and may be the only employee at the business at those times.
Joan liked working alone, and the extra money really helped, but eventually she asked to be replaced as the keyholder because she didn't like taking the bus home after midnight.
keyholder by Alucienna August 2, 2010

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026