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36.
a person with a very small dick, who sucks sac and jacks off to betty white everyday.
kevin is a faggott and should go get a dick transplant because its so small
by superchrisbrown October 09, 2010
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A guy who likes 2 guy 3-ways and touches sacks with the other guy
Dude last night I was really wasted and I pulled a Kevin! I'm really ashamed...
by killazilla200 July 21, 2010
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38.
Always the less-hot twin. Likes to eat cookies and is a completely incompetent fantasy sports manager.

Probably has an STD.
"He gave you what?? Is it treatable?? Damnnnn what a Kevin!"
by Truthiness12 February 18, 2010
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39.
A Guy Who Likes To Suck Dick Yet Claims He Likes Girls. A Great Friend. Can Be A Biatch. Funny. Mean. Good At Soccer. A Man Whore.
Kevin Is A Common Name.
by Xanthe. February 14, 2010
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40.
1. recognizable by their red hair and face. has a box shaped body like a box of cereal but thats just due to a kevins excessive weight. kevins were irish until they were all disowned for forcing themselves on men and drinking semen. they are also well-known for their one inch dicks.
2. the noise a fart makes
3. a male that has a drying effect on vaginas
4. the hole at the tip of a penis.
boy: "That was the loudest kevin I've ever heard a fart make."

Kevin: "Suck my dick."
Girl: "I can't find it."

Girl: "I was horny until I saw Kevin."
by ilikeicecreamlots January 30, 2009
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41.
a kid who thinks he is the shit, can get extremely annoying, dates ugly fat annoying girls, has a vampire/elvis wana be haircut that he thinks is cool, tries to dress gangster when he is the farthest thing from it, is a bit fat.
Kevin you think your hot shit when your NOT!
by mmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee2 January 12, 2009
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Someone who's always smiling no matter what the circumstances. Someone who never judges anyone. Someone whom is always there for you through thick and thin. A goofy, silly guy who loves cracking jokes at the most awkward, yet somehow appropriate, moments. A tall guy who looks like a greek god. The love of my life.
I wish I could date a Kevin.
by EEKPWT June 16, 2011
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