an old fashioned dildo used in Ancient Greece that was made of wood; they went out of style due to women getting splinters in their vaginas
Greek Girl: "Have you tried those new Kevins?"
Greek Girl 2: "No, but my grandma had to go to the medicine man after using her Kevin."
by oatie January 29, 2009
A man whore who is kinda hot
Cant gets the girl he wants but can get the girls other guys want

Is good at being a fucking douchbag

Has a fairly large dick
Who is that man whore?

Oh i think he is a kevin
by Hqtertotal September 23, 2009
one who cums early
you kevin when you get excited
by Jizz in ur pants August 06, 2010
a guy that will seem like a great guy but will later back stab you and deny everything. according to him it will always be your fault.
have you seen the ass kevin?
by bitchy like always May 05, 2009
one who is arrogant; sometimes cocky and misleading; thinks highly of themselves and no one else, yet wants people to feel sorry for them; one you could live without touching your life; betrays even the nicest of people; lies every chance they get; an untrusting person
I could live without Kevin being in my life.
by silverstreak34 February 04, 2010
A Kevin is a type of guy that one could probably catch watching bizarre movies like Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers. The typical Kevin spends most of his time looking for a female (or male) counterpart to explore pornographic fantasies with him.

These fantasies include, but are limited to:
Orgies (MMF, FFM, etc....etc.)
Double penetration
Titty fucking

A Kevin often asks strangely obvious questions to the female (or male) he is courting. Sometimes it is easy for the Kevin to fall into complete obsession. At this point, the prey of the said Kevin should immediately cut all possible contact to avoid being exposed to any infectious matter. If such exposure does occur, the afflicted individual must be hospitalized over night.
"You alive?"
"That's such a Kevin thing to say..."

"You look indisposed. Have you been exposed to a Kevin lately?"
by verysweet10B April 18, 2010
A person who is always slacking. Needs to step his game up and needs to stop slacking.

One who seems to be slacking and has grammatical errors.
Yo, don't be a Kevin. Step your game up.

Did you see him? He's acting like a Kevin.

Stop slackin, you don't want to be a kevin
by Nevaeh Isabel Sarmiento May 27, 2010

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