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A vegetable, as defined by the USDA under the Reagan Administration.
Eat your ketchup and you'll grow big and strong!
by PenguinJockey December 18, 2006
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by Saints October 22, 2003
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A tomato based condiment used to spice up yo night.
I got ready and blew ketchup all over that HO's face.
by asphault April 21, 2005
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A word used in elementary school when "shut-up" is banned by the administration.
Brian: Hey Marcie, gimme some of those hot cheetos.
Marcie: Ketchup!
by Faithful Elephant November 03, 2009
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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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A girl with curves, usually very hot and or nice on the eyes.
A) Psst.. dude look at that ketchup to the right..

B) You know she broke up with you, pass the ketchup!
by haier2 April 14, 2007
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"What is this I'm licking off your chest?"
"Ketchup."
"Oh."
"Hmm."
"Cool..."
by T-bonet February 13, 2009
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ahhhhhhh...a food group.
Mom: Jimmy, would you like some french toast?
Jimmy: I'll eat it if it has ketchup on it!
by Lumpkin June 24, 2005
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