Kerpunkleup 

A Bahamian term describing a person who is severely intoxicated.

Man, that gal is kerpunkleup after all those drinks.

Kerpunkleup by Nicole Maltarp May 11, 2009

kerplumpkin

A blumpkin during which the fecal matter splashes onto the face of the individual performing the fellatio.

All I wanted to do was give a simple blumpkin but, after a night of Indian food at Ali Baba's Cave, it ended up being a kerplumpkin.

kerplumpkin by Multicultural Project December 9, 2008

Kerchunckle 

has multiple definitions as it can be said with little context, and is all around fun to say.

i'm going to kerchunckle myself.
get over here, i'm going to kerchunckle your ass.
i'm going kerchuckling, wanna come with?
get kerchuckled
with the kerchunkle?!

Kerchunckle by GoatMations October 15, 2020

kerplunk 

A game where one climbs on top of the stall walls in a public restroom and takes a shit while aiming for the toilet below. Named for the sound a turd makes after falling 6 feet into a toilet.

Don't use the middle stall... I tried a kerplunk in there earlier and totally missed!

kerplunk by JB123456 October 15, 2013

Kerplunk 

A great Green Day album. It ties in with the other cd "dookie" because, as lead singer Billie Joe says, "When you take a s--t in the toilet, that's the sound it makes is kerplunk."

I picked up the Kerplunk album on vinyl yesterday at the music store.

Kerplunk by Haushinka November 18, 2003

Kerplunk 

the sound of a huge shit hitting the toilet water after 5 days of constapation; a splash that hits your anus after dropping a terd

Maia wished she could go kerplunk right now but she's had one too many fudgepacks - it's stuck up there!

Kerplunk by Chris & Maia July 13, 2002

Ass Kerplunk 

When you fill your ass with ball bearings, and then your friends, or work colleagues if your in the office take turns to kidney punch you. For every ball that comes out you get a point, person with the most points wins. If a follow through occurs, the game is re-started.

Anyone for ass kerplunk, i got some malteasers left over from christmas...

Ass Kerplunk by Greg 'Ol', Bailey January 24, 2008