kelsmo 

Kelsmo meaning: the coal that fuels the train. brining the ryhmes, all the times.

An amateur caucasion rapper with very cool friends, and a very cool attitude.

A kelsmo is usually found at a party, feeling the beats and laying down mad ryhmes.

Kelsmo decides if a party is dope or a joke!

yo dude, that kelsmo at the party... was stealin' the show!

kelsmo by eightpack February 3, 2010

Michael Kelso 

The extremely funny and stupid fictional character on the sitcom That '70s Show. Played by Ashton Kutcher.

Eric Forman: What kind of idiot leaves the keys in the ignition? Michael Kelso: Well if I put the keys in my pocket it distracts from my natural bulge GOSH!

Michael Kelso by I don't care, I'm a punk March 31, 2010

kelso duck 

The supreme leader of the duck people in malaysia.

Oh man look how cool kelso duck is.

kelso duck by Ducktallica January 12, 2019

bob kelso 

The guy-you-love-to-h8, the evil chief of medecine from Scrubs, the hit t.v show.

Bob Kelso: Nurse Espinoza have your boobs gotten bigger?
Carla: Dr.Kelso that is highly innaproppiate!
Turk: Sounds like a compliment to me.
(Dr.Cox and Dr.Kelso walk off)
Dr.Cox: I defintely think we got the idea of pregnancy in her head.
Dr.Kelso: Is that what we were doing? I was just making small talk.

bob kelso by G400 May 23, 2008

Kelston 

She’s a good dancer.SHE AINT GOT TIME FOR FAKE FRIENDS.But is you not fake,she isza good listener and diss girl can flip.BTW IF MY MAME IS IN YOU MOUTH YOUR GONNA HEAR THE PHRASE “KELSTON WHAT”.Also she won’t leave you alone is if you don’t tell why HER NAME IS IN YA MOUTH 👌🏾

Kelston is a glitty dancer.

Kelston by @funsized.kelzz.__ January 2, 2018

wild bill kelso 

Widely believed to be the greatest pilot of all time (except for maybe Porkins or Lord Flashheart), Wild Bill Kelso was single-handedly responsible for ending the Pacific War in WWII. The a-bombs were dropped simply because no one wanted to clean up Kelso's mess.

I'm Wild Bill Kelso, and don't you forget it!

wild bill kelso by General Grievance July 23, 2007

Kelson 

A person who has a very high self consciousness, most of the time secretly depressed yet hides it perfectly. A Kelson has a secret that no knows that they'll gladly die before saying it. They are strong, clever, act dumb, and usually quite lay back. You will often find one laying down relaxing as often as they can. A Kelson will always tell you their fine when it comes to emotions, except when they experience death, and even then they very rarely cry.

"Kelson's depressed, look at him he's perfectly fine."

"They're falling asleep in the grass at this time, jeez they're such a Kelson."

"Kelson said that he's alright, but is that true?"

Kelson by Fenris November 26, 2018