A blatant lie, also defined as stories that contradict one another.
Sean is such a kellenberger, his stories make no sense and its obvious none of them are true.
by Jcoldwell December 6, 2009
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Some fat ugly dude that wants people in pain and can't make anything simple
by Tylerafk123 December 11, 2018
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An Orwellian, mind-controlling cult which operates under the guise of a Catholic School.
"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross." -Sinclair Lewis predicting Kellenberg
by Kampfenberg1942 May 18, 2008
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A school with many clubs and sports. A school without a prom. You’ll always use the word kms because it sounds like kmhs. A basic Kellenberg girl rolls their skirt, wears a scrunchie, and has ripped stockings. A school with many cliques and many animals. Half the boys are full of themselves. Oh and you’ll starve and become dehydrated.
She is such a Kellenberg girl.
by 96309 March 11, 2018
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hell on earth;patrolled by a little troll. a diverse group of kids ranging from lax bros, wannabes and kiss asses. girls ranging from annoying cheerleaders, bitches and the chillest girls on long island. kids are down to drink or smoke at any point of the day.
One time i attended a kellenberg party, it was girls screaming and guys starting fights. never again.

"yo bro i attend kellenberg" Girl: "dont call me bro u fucking loser"
by oneheartonemind October 25, 2011
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A sexist and runs on a social hierarchy but it’s still a pretty lit school. A place where everyone knows eveything about everyone (even teachers). Where teachers are more likely to date with each other than students
Kellenberg is full of lit things and is socialistic
by Tobitthedif October 7, 2017
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Really big school in Uniondale. Just like Chaminade only with girls. Has many clubs and sports. Academically very strong. In many people's opinions, it's a great school.
Kellenberg is really big!
by blue tuesday March 18, 2011
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