keistered

To smuggle or conceal in ones anus. To hide a foreign substance in ones rectum.

Steve totally keistered that hard boiled egg without cracking it.

by Joeseph Campbell April 1, 2006

keistered

when you forget something is in your back pocket and you sit on it.
"To keister it"
"My phone is broke I kiestered it"

"yeah its FUBAR, I keistered it."

by jericasyn January 8, 2017

Keistering

To hide or smuggle items in ones anus

Goodman figured keistering the dildo would be just the trick to avoid detection by store security

by KC Is A Knob Gobbler April 21, 2009

keister

Buttocks, heinie, your arse.

Samantha has a formidable keister.

by The Wog Whomper May 11, 2005

keister

to conceal an object in ones rectum.

to keister a sack of cocaine.

by Anthony and Gilbert September 5, 2004

keister

1. what you need to get up off of...

2. bulbous enclosure of fat located at the back of the bus, can be used as a floatation device in the event of an emergency.

get off your damn keister and get in the game

by ob1 March 30, 2004

keister

(also keester, keyster, kiester, or kister)

1. the buttocks

2. a suitcase that opens up into a display of goods

3. a rear pants pocket

4. a safe

He got shot in the keister.

by Light Joker July 22, 2005