Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka? 

Japanese phrase that translates into "Hello, is this the police (army, FBI)?"
Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.

Filthy lolicon retard: "Hey, look at these freshly taken pics of this beautiful little primary school loli girl that I took while stalking her. Real cute, yeah? Look at that flatboard chest, look at dem thicc thighs. I wanna screw her so bad."

Not Retarded Otaku: (slowly backs away, dialing 911) Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?

Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka? by A real fking god. September 3, 2018

keifalopia 

when a mass amount of keif is in the bottom of the grinder waiting to be smoked and get everyone STONED

look at this keifalopia kid, lets get stoned

keifalopia by C money murda March 13, 2008

keiatra 

Keiatra is a down to 🌎 person. Keiatra doesn't do dramatic people. She's smart but doesn't always think so. Loves music & loves kids. People are drawn to her but she's not a people person. Stays in her own lane. Hates asking for help. Loves to read. She's a giver. Helps others out when she can. She can look you in your eyes and tell if you're a liar. She'll care for her partner deeply but will keep a wall up to guard her heart. She doesn't trust easily. Can be friends but won't let folks treat her any type of way so she looses a lot of people she once loved. She will cut you off just as fast as she'll cut her hair to get rid of a pesky person. She loves small thoughts from her man. Men don't know how to treat her because she can act like a man herself at times. She'll burp, fart and cuss like a sailor. She's funny. Always keeps her parents laughing. She's a daddy's girl & her mama's best friend.

Keiatra is funny as hell.

keiatra by Capa4life November 24, 2021

Kifata 

A small boucy ball made out of tried tiger skin made in many African tribe for young children to play with.

I just bought a new Kifata and it bounced 7 feet high!

Kifata by Jose Phillipa February 9, 2007

keefateria 

n. A room or large case in any marijuana dispensary that is specifically set apart to sell keef aside from their other tradable goods, as a bonus.

Dude, that new smoke shop even has a keefateria!

Nice! We're gunna get smashed!

keefateria by snorted diet coke April 3, 2011

keifa 

a name for an absolute sesh head

git up keifa

keifa by the real giggas June 15, 2019

smoke da keifa 

To perform oral sex on Keith (you know the one) to get a gig.
Popularised by the catchy song "Smoke Da Keifa" by Stepping Over Jenny

Who be smokin da keifa?
Dave. He smoke da keifa.

smoke da keifa by JennyS December 25, 2008