4 definitions by A real fking god.
The act of farting , sharting , or shitting, or otherwise creating an extremely pungent smell in a small enclosed space shared with someone else, and then disabling all possible ventilation, escaping and blocking all escape routes before the others notice, then listening (and possibly watching) their suffering as they try in vain to escape. A great way to end any relationship one might have with someone.
Bro 1: Dude, I hot boxed Julia at Malcolm's party yesterday.
Bro 2: Yeah, we heard her puking from downstairs. What the hell did you do?
Bro 1: Tacos, hot wings, and some nasty Thai food. I caught some of the smell, and let me tell you, it was awesome.
Malcolm: You owe us a new bathroom, Damian.
Bro 1: Oh shit!
Bro 2: Yeah, we heard her puking from downstairs. What the hell did you do?
Bro 1: Tacos, hot wings, and some nasty Thai food. I caught some of the smell, and let me tell you, it was awesome.
Malcolm: You owe us a new bathroom, Damian.
Bro 1: Oh shit!
by A real fking god. November 4, 2019
-What did that guy do?
-He played 30 rounds of LOL, 26 rounds of Overwatch, and another 5 games of PUBG straight, without eating or using the bathroom, while constantly doing backflips.
-Wow... That's chype man.
-ikr
-He played 30 rounds of LOL, 26 rounds of Overwatch, and another 5 games of PUBG straight, without eating or using the bathroom, while constantly doing backflips.
-Wow... That's chype man.
-ikr
by A real fking god. September 3, 2018
The cutest thing a guy can expect girls to say to him. It melts his heart, reforges it with dove wings, makes it fly high and basically makes him fall in love with the girl, possibly many times over.
Cheating guy: I think I'm gonna be home late today honey. Sorry.
Unsuspecting wife: Sure thing. Just come home early tomorrow okay dahling? It gets a little bit lonely here when you're not around.
Cheating guy, minutes later, to his lover: I'm gonna break up with you. Ciao~
(recently ex)lover: Wait, WHAT?!
Unsuspecting wife: Sure thing. Just come home early tomorrow okay dahling? It gets a little bit lonely here when you're not around.
Cheating guy, minutes later, to his lover: I'm gonna break up with you. Ciao~
(recently ex)lover: Wait, WHAT?!
by A real fking god. September 28, 2018
Japanese phrase that translates into "Hello, is this the police (army, FBI)?"
Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.
Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.
Filthy lolicon retard: "Hey, look at these freshly taken pics of this beautiful little primary school loli girl that I took while stalking her. Real cute, yeah? Look at that flatboard chest, look at dem thicc thighs. I wanna screw her so bad."
Not Retarded Otaku: (slowly backs away, dialing 911) Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?
Not Retarded Otaku: (slowly backs away, dialing 911) Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?
by A real fking god. September 3, 2018