"I have already enjoyed a 'keg stand' this evening, so there is no further need to chund my nasium."
by Push Latency July 23, 2005
A handstand on a keg. The act of guzzling alchohol in an inverted position in massive quantities, with onlookers cheering.
by Batman April 12, 2002
The act of doing a handstand on a keg while guzzling down a mass amount of said keg's contents through its hose-like dispenser. There is a common myth that by being positioned upside-down during the consumption of beer, the alcohol will reach the brain more quickly (this is anatomically possible given that the beer must reach the stomach first). The person performing such an act is typically physically supported by many intoxicated friends.
I just did a keg stand and now I'm horribly drunk.
I tried to hold my hands in place during the keg stand, but I got some beer up my nose, so my hands slipped and I very nearly injured myself.
I tried to hold my hands in place during the keg stand, but I got some beer up my nose, so my hands slipped and I very nearly injured myself.
by Anonymous February 15, 2004
A sexual position where the man lies flat on his back, and the woman is held up on her hands and sucks his penis. Similar to a keg-stand.
by Jason and Jenn September 7, 2011
verb.
an action in which a person does a handstand on a keg and drinks until they puke.
this action is done frequently by a leigh
an action in which a person does a handstand on a keg and drinks until they puke.
this action is done frequently by a leigh
by Adriana Carolina January 7, 2007
The act in which a standing man simultaneously performs fellatio and supports the legs of a woman doing a handstand over another man's genitalia. At the same time, the woman performs fellatio on the second man who is typically laying on his back.
by 3B October 11, 2007
Performing a handstand on a Keg of beer that is floating in a large body of water, i.e. a pong, lake or slow moving river. Usually the active Floating Keg Stander is supported by drinking companions who grasp his / her legs while placing both hands on the Floating Keg. Once the maximum amount of beer is consumed, the drinker is, of course, released into the body of water in which the Keg is floating.
I nearly drowned in beer and fresh water while performing a floating Keg Stand on Donner Lake. (Keg Stand, Floating)
by JWMP November 14, 2006