keetered 

BOTH drunk and stoned.

"Man, we were drunk last night, but you were totally stoned too." "Yeah, dude. I was pretty keetered."

keetered by SwingBatter October 12, 2009

Keefered

when you always have to pay for things for your richest friend.

Lunch dinner beers

Ex. You order breakfast together “hey I forgot my wallet, so thanks” (as they walk away and get in their brand new car and you’re stuck with the bill and a bus pass)

Man you just got keefered

Keefered by Keefering July 29, 2018

Keester Kiss 

An imprint left on bedsheets as a result of the failure to sufficiently wipe your ass before sitting on a bed naked.

It was evident that Bill forgot to wipe as seen by the keester kiss left on the sheets.

Keester Kiss by Tim Boniface March 30, 2005

keestering 

Keestering is the act of placing an item or items in your anus to transport to another location without detection.

When keestering the shank before going to the yard for rec time, a gentle hand is best.

keestering by Ef4 January 15, 2016

keistered 

To smuggle or conceal in ones anus. To hide a foreign substance in ones rectum.

Steve totally keistered that hard boiled egg without cracking it.

keistered by Joeseph Campbell April 21, 2006

keester bunny

The person who smuggles goodies into jail up his ass.

Con 1: Hey were did you get that carton of smokes?
Con 2: It was a present from the keester bunny.

keester bunny by Beffy June 13, 2007

Keester 

Another word for the asshole.

After giving a fabulous hummer, Sheila prefers to finish the evening with a cock in her keester!

Keester by lick a lotta spokes February 1, 2005