keestering

Keestering is the act of placing an item or items in your anus to transport to another location without detection.

When keestering the shank before going to the yard for rec time, a gentle hand is best.

by Ef4 November 11, 2015

Keester

Another word for the asshole.

After giving a fabulous hummer, Sheila prefers to finish the evening with a cock in her keester!

by lick a lotta spokes February 1, 2005

Keester

smuggling drugs in your bum...the actual drugs are called keester eggs or stuffed dumplings

by mister fister October 2, 2003

keester it

1. To stick something up your to hide it. (Especially in a hurry)

2. When you have to much of something, its a suggestion to get rid of it

1. Prisoner #1-Hide that shit fast!

Prisoner #2-Nigga how?

Prisoner #1-Just keester it!

Prisoner #2-...Fuck

2. Person #1-Damn, we got to much _______ (fill in the blank with anything you want)

Person #2- Just keester it bitch

by keestermaster February 10, 2010

Keester

to insert an object or animal into one's anal cavity

richard gere keestered a hamster and unfortunately it got stuck

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<man 1> man i wish we had some blow for this long flight

<man 2> dont worry bro i keestered an 8ball im bout to head to the bathroom right now to get it out

by the ju1ce August 18, 2003

Keester

a christian that only goes to church on Christmas and Easter

We have to get to church early on Christmas to get seats or all the Keesters will get them.

by not a keester January 5, 2008

keester it

to forcibly insert into rectum in order to conceal.

John hurry up and keester it, before customs get here!

by Anonymous September 26, 2003