Keep To Himselfer 

Adj: An introverted personality. Not confident with others. Very quiet in social situations.

Ammy's boyfriend is a Keep To Himselfer.

Keep To Himselfer by MemphisGuy September 25, 2010

Keep To The Code 

Stick to the original plan. If communication breaks down or some other unforeseen question about the plan arises, stick to the original plan, no excuses.

We are meeting for dinner at 6 tonight, if you don't hear from me, keep to the code!

If you were supposed to be at work but some confusion arises about the job, keep to the code.

Keep To The Code by Freightrain47 April 7, 2017

How to keep a moron busy 

See How to keep a moron busy.

See the example for How to keep a moron busy.

How to keep a moron busy by Sodium Thallium E May 14, 2008

Keep Close to the Willows

An Ozark verb meaning to be cautious. Conservative. Modest. Taken from a phrase used while skinny dipping in a willow bordered creek.

Keep close to the willows when you deal with a backstabbing gossip.

Keep Close to the Willows by quesondriac June 28, 2010

how to keep an idiot entertained 

An old joke used all around the world. it says scroll down to learn how to keep an idiot entertained, then on the lower part scroll up....

clcik on the link to lean how to keep an idiot entertained

how to keep an idiot entertained by Weasel May 11, 2004

Cheaper to Keep Her 

When you’re stuck in a miserable marriage, but it would be too costly to go through divorce.

My wife is cheating on me and nagging every day, but if we divorced she would make out with a ton of our money. It’s cheaper to keep her.

Cheaper to Keep Her by Juicyjeremy January 5, 2023

How to keep an idiot busy

Just link How to keep an idiot busy.

If you click the link and you read this text again, you're an idiot.

How to keep an idiot busy by heh heh heh October 20, 2003