quesondriac's definitions

Coconut Water

Hip people are drinking coconut water as a natural energy drink.

Sadly, claims of great health benefits are unfounded!

Coconut water tastes like dishwater mixed with Fresca.

by quesondriac November 26, 2013

digital detox

Avoiding digital activities such as checking your phone and logging into facebook for a meaningful period of time, usually the length of a vacation.

To improve creative thinking and concentration my doctor ordered a digital detox.

by quesondriac August 28, 2013

Velvet

Velvet was a black cat with the softest fur ever.

Velvet never hissed and gave love unconditionally.

by quesondriac December 2, 2013

Mentee

A word created sometime during the 20th
century by people who were ignorant of the
word protege.

My protege claims he was embarrassed to be
called a mentee.

by quesondriac August 11, 2010

Janeane Garofalo

A comedienne/actress/liberal activist with about 100 entries on IMDB as an actress and about 100 entries as self. Accurately concluded Iraq did not have WMD's from not watching FOX news. Sports numerous tattoos and is 5'1" because she stunted her growth from smoking.

I saw Janeane Garofalo smoking while she was walking her dog!

by quesondriac January 31, 2010

Blade Runner Gun

A really awesome revolver with 4 light emitting diodes, double triggers and incredible stopping power.

Patton Oswalt fears that in the future he will have a conflict with his son over his Blade Runner Gun replica.

"Hey dad I threw your blade runner gun on the roof, faggot. Maybe if you do 3 pushups I'll go get it down".

by quesondriac December 4, 2010

trending down

Where the subject referred to is becoming less popular and/or incurring less activity on the internet.

Futurama is trending down courtesy of it's cancellation.

by quesondriac February 2, 2014