quesondriac's definitions

Mentee

A word created sometime during the 20th
century by people who were ignorant of the
word protege.

My protege claims he was embarrassed to be
called a mentee.

by quesondriac August 11, 2010

Janeane Garofalo

A comedienne/actress/liberal activist with about 100 entries on IMDB as an actress and about 100 entries as self. Accurately concluded Iraq did not have WMD's from not watching FOX news. Sports numerous tattoos and is 5'1" because she stunted her growth from smoking.

I saw Janeane Garofalo smoking while she was walking her dog!

by quesondriac January 31, 2010

dirty syrup guzzler

An unwashed Canadian, like Ted Cruz, who guzzles Maple Syrup to wash down his hot cakes!

Ted Cruz was born in Canada and is a dirty syrup guzzler!

by quesondriac November 10, 2013

Fields Corner

A rough neighborhood in Boston on Dorchester Ave.

I almost got beat up after walking out of the Blarney Stone in Fields Corner when I was saved by those friendly skin heads.

by quesondriac July 8, 2010

Keep Close to the Willows

An Ozark verb meaning to be cautious. Conservative. Modest. Taken from a phrase used while skinny dipping in a willow bordered creek.

Keep close to the willows when you deal with a backstabbing gossip.

by quesondriac June 28, 2010

Velvet

Velvet was a black cat with the softest fur ever.

Velvet never hissed and gave love unconditionally.

by quesondriac December 2, 2013

Blade Runner Gun

A really awesome revolver with 4 light emitting diodes, double triggers and incredible stopping power.

Patton Oswalt fears that in the future he will have a conflict with his son over his Blade Runner Gun replica.

"Hey dad I threw your blade runner gun on the roof, faggot. Maybe if you do 3 pushups I'll go get it down".

by quesondriac December 4, 2010