Slang for "You’re very slow”. Not the brightest person, this person doesn’t have to be physically old.
Me:so ya jeff ran to school today
Friend: NO WAY
Friend 2: wait who?

Me: ya he was late
Friend: Poor dude, his house is far from school
Friend 2: WHO.????

Me: JEFF. Keep up grandma
by The True Oracle November 5, 2017
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Nope you're just dumb.
Hym "Nah, it's not difficult to keep up with for me. I can actually take either side on any of the issues."
by Hym Iam July 31, 2023
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When your friend tells a joke that still needs work they should "keep the cones up" until it's ready to tell in public.
Joey, your joke isn't remotely funny, better "keep the cones up" on that one.
by Hewhopointsouttheobvious March 23, 2023
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A game in which no more than 5 people form a circle and use a dodgeball to hit and ‘Keep it Up’. Use of all body parts is permissible. Current record is 1146.
After work, let’s get a game of Keep It Up going.
by Room1+1 July 21, 2021
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are you still in your work>>?

yeah i keep it up
by January 15, 2021
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