Slang for "You’re very slow”. Not the brightest person, this person doesn’t have to be physically old.
Me:so ya jeff ran to school today
Friend: NO WAY
Friend 2: wait who?
Me: ya he was late
Friend: Poor dude, his house is far from school
Friend 2: WHO.????
Me: JEFF. Keep up grandma
Friend: NO WAY
Friend 2: wait who?
Me: ya he was late
Friend: Poor dude, his house is far from school
Friend 2: WHO.????
Me: JEFF. Keep up grandma
by The True Oracle November 5, 2017
Hym "Nah, it's not difficult to keep up with for me. I can actually take either side on any of the issues."
by Hym Iam July 31, 2023
When your friend tells a joke that still needs work they should "keep the cones up" until it's ready to tell in public.
by Hewhopointsouttheobvious March 23, 2023
by Someone admiring kio August 25, 2021
A game in which no more than 5 people form a circle and use a dodgeball to hit and ‘Keep it Up’. Use of all body parts is permissible. Current record is 1146.
by Room1+1 July 21, 2021