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kaneland 

A high school also known as cocaineland, full of crack heads and girls trying to get over a thousand followers on instagram. Half the kids will probably drop out to sell drugs, the other half is definitely going to be working at mcdonald’s. The best part about kaneland are the shooting threats that we get about every three weeks. The water here will probably give you led poisoning so don’t drink it. But we do have a 3,000 dollar dinosaur statue so i think that’s a necessity everyones school should have.
That kid at kaneland sold me a gram for 30 dollars

The juul room at kaneland is occupied

Nothing like the fresh smell of weed in morning at kaneland
kaneland by marijuana101 January 22, 2020
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Keebelund 

Slang for kebab when you're going to go and eat it (ie. lunch etc.). The whole act of going there and eating the kebab is thus called "The song of Keebelund" after the more famous operas.

If you spot an unfinished plate of kebab at any kebab joint, it is considered an "Unfinished song of Keebelund".
Frank: "Hey Jim, you wanna go listen to the song of keebelund?"
Jim: "Sure, I'm famished."
Keebelund by Onetwo3d July 7, 2010

Kaneland 

A school district in Illinois that has many shooting threats. It has a familiar smell of shit in the morning when you get off the bus. There is a thousand dollar water tower that is never in-use. There is also a dinosaur sculpture, that is rumoured to cost three thousand dollars or a student made it in a blow off welding class. In the near future, we are getting an electronic board that cost three million dollars from all the vending machine money. It will have the directions on how to get into the school, "GO THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR!" It has alot of various cliques, like EMOs, Preps, Emo/Preps, Cheerleaders, Poms (wanna-be cheerleaders), Jocks, Football Playas, ect.

Rivals are: Geneva, Batavia, Dekalb, ect.

Famous Graduates: PJ FLECK (camp at Kaneland, pro-football player); Casey Crosby (blonde haired kid that plays baseball for the Detroit Tigers); Eric (from Eric and Kathy: in the morning, 101.9); ect.

Famous for: the Bus Scandal, 8 snow days per year, school shooting threats (for like three weeks), construction of the new middle school, 8th grade in high school, the food fight, the district towns (Elburn, Sugar Grove, Maple Park, Virgil, Aurora, Montgomery, Batavia), expensive parking spots, awesome security guards and cameras, lesbian bus drivers.
John: I go to Kaneland.
Matt (Batavia Rival): Kaneland suuuuucks.
John: We have a cool water tower & dinosaur, suckkka.

Nick: Dude, Ken, I think my bus driver likes me.
Ken : Dude, Nick, she is a dyke.

Lindsay: Do you listen to Eric and Kathy?
Benjamin: All the time, girl frannn.
Lindsay: Eric went to Kaneland.
Benjamin: Wow, he's famous.

C.J.: Dude, my mom almost forgot to walk to the front door.
Ken: I am SO glad we have that million dollar sign coming.
C.J.: Oh yes, thank god everyone at kaneland is fat.

Suzy: It costs $150 to park in the lot!
Wanda: Take the bus.
Suzy: My bus driver is a lesbian, though.
Wanda: Atleast we have a cool sign!

Joe: Hey Kimmy, close your fucking legs. You smell like shit.
Kimmy: Joe, Fuck off! That's the smell of Kaneland! Dickhead.
Joe: Kimmy, go eat some high in trans-fat french fries from our cafetaria. and go fuck your lesbo busdriver.

Cosmo: We have a snow day tomorrow.
Thomas: How do you know?
Cosmo: I'm going to deflate all the tires.
Thomas: AHAHAHAHAAHHA. That's rich, like ovaltine.

Marissa: Omg, I have yellow spots all over me!
Chihuahua: OMG! THE SENIORS DID A GAY PRANK, WITH PAINTBALLS!
Marissa: How un-original, they should have thrown underwear all over the front of the school.
Chihuahua: They did that the day after, because they are so coooool!
Marissa: I heard that johnny, had to pick it all up.
Chihuahua: Holy shit, it's friday! I have to recycle!

Bobby: I'm going to PJ Fleck's Camp this Summer!
Nate: That is a waste of money, you won't even make the team.
Bobby: SHUT 'YO MOUF!
Kaneland by Yolanda LaFonda June 19, 2008

kennylander 

kennylander is a slang term for emo lovin, hardcore steeze patrolin, mark ass beezy.
dang that kid is so kennylander
kennylander by ouds May 27, 2008

Kaneland Choir 

A cult that worships Alec Spicer and is full of lesbians. They get recorded without anyone’s will and they worship bread. The best moments they’ve had was when that fucker sneezed.
Can the Kaneland Choir get more time to practice?
Kaneland Choir by Biggest oof October 30, 2018

Kentlands 

A plaza located in Gaithersburg, Maryland. When one wants to make drug deals, do drugs, have pre-marital sex, drink a 40oz., smoke a black, get into fights, or just have a good ol' slabby ice cream at Marble Slab, this is the place to go. 'Kentlands Rats' are the inhabitants of such a place. Ages ranging from 9 to 25. Most 'Kentlands Rats' never really go home, but sleep under a bench by the fountain. Most don't shower and are very skinny beacuse they've spent all their money on drugs, and can't afford to feed themselves, or take a bus home.

The fountain, which is located behind the row of buildings which includes Marble Slab Creamery and Crepes a Go-Go, is one of the many places you will find the 'Kentlands Rats'. The fountain, which up until recently was polluted with urine, rat corpses, e. coli, algae, vomit, feces, semen, pennies, and myraids of other unidentifiable objects, is the most common place to find the 'Kentlands Rats'.

The fountain is not the only place where you can find the 'Kentlands Rats'. They roam freely around the neighborhoods surrounding the Kentlands. The 420 stairs is one place you find almost all 'Kentlands Rats' at some point in time. There they are able to smoke marijuana freely without confrentation with local authorities. Other places such as Bong Waters and Lakelands Park are not visited as frequesntly due to inability to smoke marijuana because of distance and the local authorities.

Many of the 'Kentlands Rats' don't limit their drug usage to simply marijuana alone. LSD, Magical Mushrooms, MDMA and painkillers, are the most common drugs used next to marijuana. Some less common drugs include PCP, Cocaine, Ketamine and Morphine. Often they will hold parties where all will be on one specific drug. Most common parties are called "Rolling Parties', where attendees all use the drug MDMA, more commonly know as ecstasy. At such parties, attendees often suck on binkies to prevent chewing apart ones lip. Also, they listen to techno music, and play with glowsticks.

In conclusion, when visiting Gaithersburg, Maryland, If you're looking for sex, drugs, and slab ice cream, Kentlands is the place to go.
"at home all there is is troubles and problems but the second u get to kentlnads theres hugs and love u 4 get the problems that trouble u an hour b4 u feel at home for ur NEVER alone.u always feel happy for generosities in the air we have hippie circles to share our fun to hug and laugh and sing and to love one another. this is my real family and i love em to death i would follow each and evry 1 of em to the end nothing could change that not a fight or an awkward secret.pacts and promises and secrets and jokes and the inside ones.show what kentlands is all about.if u meet someone new they are instantly there.instantly apart of this amazing family.i love this family this place and especially the love i love the people the hugs and sometimes the sleeepovers.i cant explain how much i do all i can say is i love u"

-Name withheld.

Kaneland Band 

Known for playing all star and fighting with their instruments. All the precautions are a cult of Shrek. Most of them are emos that give zero fucks about the world. Most of the people there were forced by their parents because they have no fucking will.
Is it possible for the Kaneland Band to not stay until 3:00?
Kaneland Band by Biggest oof October 30, 2018