My reason for living. Thank the gods for Shannon Messenger and her amazing mind.
I am madly in love with keefe science, who is a fictional character.
by Mossy_moss_moss March 15, 2022
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Crystals found in weed; They are collected in a grinder, in order to enjoy later in a nice keef blunt.
Ahmed: Yo i just got done breaking up the bud, check out all this keef on my hands T
Fady: Yo you know you gotta put em in ya gumsth bro
Ahmed: What the #@!&, this isn't coke bro whats wrong with you
Fady: Whoopsth
by poppadoc May 16, 2011
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To be fat and/or sarcastic. Originated from the Bedfordshire area of England
Matt Mead : Hey you're so KEEF
Callum : Fuck off bible basher.
by KEEFmeister March 21, 2009
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The 4-eyed asshole that only eats microwaved chicken nuggets and uses up all the ketchup
Kyle: Keefe, why tf do you have nuggets, we made burgers?
Keefe: I’m hungry
by Sox_ June 12, 2021
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We used keefed a lot in New England. Usually is preceded by "wicked". Its a more subtle substitute for the word "fucked"

1. the position that is a result of a problem or bad situation that seems impossible to solve/get out of

2. describes someone who just had rough anal sex
1. "Dude, I think old Walter there just keefed her last night."

2. "We have our meeting TODAY?! Dammit, I'm wicked keefed!"
by Hotelbutel April 17, 2016
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