to joke; to be kidding. I'm kidding= I keed
"I keed, I keed, I just make a little joke" Triumph the insult comic dog
by stren November 14, 2003
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An alternative word for "kid". Just the cooler version. Simple as that.

Now like this definition so it can go on the site. Thanks - KEEDS
by akbear May 17, 2021
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A keed is a funny misspelled version of "kid". It is often paired up with the Tongue Wink emoji ๐Ÿ˜œ (dubbed as the keed emoji) and the Zany Face emoji ๐Ÿคช. It is usually used as a come back and/or as a response to a question.

There is no straightforward definition of "keed". There is only the meme definition which goes like this:

"Keed is pro, epic and cool gamer with lots of bobux ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘

Kid is noobie, stupeed and has no skill ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ"

From what this tells us, a "keed" is a child who is a proffesional gamer that has lost of robux. The (apparently) exact opposite of a kid.
Bro why are you so annoying??

Because I'm keed ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿคช.
by Autumn ๐Ÿ˜Š March 31, 2022
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a word superiors use to call 'kid'
look at that keed

dont u think ur a little too old to be playing that? prolly playing with the lil keeds
by shiny September 29, 2004
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\keed\, Keede \Keede\ (Kuh=ed), n. Etymol. Stoned. To be under the influence of oishii cannibus sativa; Smoked a bowl, bongload, rip, blunt, j, joint, huka, bubbler, pipe, apple, alluminum(see crackhead.), beaverbong, one-hitter-quitter, KGB(see crystals.), roach, wackie tobackie, resin, mystry hit, or a dogbone.
Obs. ``A really high animinal or bean.'' Example. "Oh man im hella, and or heckuva(freak), keed." --Totemo oishii desu.
by Oishii Loops November 23, 2005
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An insult; meaning childish for stupid

Originating from the rapper โ€œLil Keedโ€
by stupidlilbeech January 26, 2020
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