When you take a shit on a girl's vagina and then fuck it until it bleeds so her vag looks like a kewei and chocolate kober.
Tim: yo did you hear ms.quick is making kids read over senior trip?
Mike: whatever... somebody must have gave that bitcha a nice fat keebler when she was a kid.
Mike: whatever... somebody must have gave that bitcha a nice fat keebler when she was a kid.
by kyle cavano March 29, 2010
A random made up word that a person says right before he is about to smoke weed with a friend. Later on, after they are completely baked, you both remember the word and have a laugh attack because of how funny it sounds.
Bob: yo u ready to blaze up this dankass alabama kush?
Larry: Ye nigga... KEEBLER.
Bob: wtf???????
(later on)
Bob: KEEBLER
Larry: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Bob: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
Larry: Ye nigga... KEEBLER.
Bob: wtf???????
(later on)
Bob: KEEBLER
Larry: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Bob: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
by max weinsteeen March 29, 2010
Someone mentions that they like piercings, and suddenly someone begins to speak of the origins as such being from the Myans and the Inkas as offerings to their gods.
by Tara May 26, 2004
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by RadioWhiskey October 20, 2020
A little family of elves who live in a tree and create all kinds of complex contraptions just so they can get their cookies 'just right'. We can catch glimpses of their lives through their well-know Keebler Elves commercials.
by Angelacia August 18, 2007
A person who has consumed so many sweets and/or dessert foods that they feel like they're going to die on the toilet.
by krustaykristay June 26, 2011