kratarded 

to act dumb or describe one acting dumb. Acting crazy/retarded.

Man that was kratarded doing that.

kratarded by Kratarded Man January 9, 2017

Fartarded 

When someone rips a fart so royally vial that everyone in the room will react with uncontrollable responses such as laughing, crying or gagging.

"After the cheese buffet Sven let one go in the car and we went fartarded."

Fartarded by sloh March 25, 2009

bartarded 

The act of being extremely intoxicated on Xanax to the point of acting retarded.

"Yeah, Juan was so bartarded last night, he crashed his car then started smoking some dro"

bartarded by Phungguy June 1, 2006

bartarded beinge 

A state of mind that occurs after prolong daliy use of Xanax as a means of escaping reality. These days of Xanax use included massive amounts of four bars that result in taking one after another until a black out is achieved. During this period one has no control over there actions or what may happen. The days and weeks following may be quite blurry and a full recovery may take a full mounth.

During this last bartarded beinge i blew threw $1400 in four days, managed to blow out my tire, and offcours ruined christmas, i dont even remeber what happened.

bartarded beinge by Dr. Johnson, Chase February 7, 2010

kartarrded 

something stupid, retarded or ridiculous, often relating to sex or alcohol.

I can't believe you went home with one guy while on a date with his friend. Are you kartarrded?

kartarrded by IMayOrMayNotBeDP May 10, 2010

fartarded 

soo full of fart's, that the victim/terrorist is considered slightly retarded to a degree.

a slob repetively farts many times in a span of minutes..
"man.. are you f**king fartarded?"

fartarded by gansta01 October 21, 2007

keytarded 

A description of how wasted someone gets at any event involving the 80's while referencing an instrument that was heavily involved in music production during that time.

Oh man...I got super keytarded last night when we saw that cover band Bon Journey at that stripmall club.

keytarded by superrubber March 30, 2010