Kurtarded

Someone who makes nonsensical clichés while referring to themselves in the third person and trying to the jobs of others.

-See also: Kurt Davis

Dude, you are being kurtarded, other people work here too!

Kurtarded by Bill Lumburge March 6, 2008

Kurtarded

someone who is more retarded than a retard often has no idea about what is going on arond him/herself often seen as the biggest dope in social group comes from kurt cobain being a dope and killing himself

man that guy is kurtarded who has no idea whats going on

Kurtarded by poohead111 April 5, 2010

kratarded 

to act dumb or describe one acting dumb. Acting crazy/retarded.

Man that was kratarded doing that.

kratarded by Kratarded Man January 9, 2017

kartarrded 

something stupid, retarded or ridiculous, often relating to sex or alcohol.

I can't believe you went home with one guy while on a date with his friend. Are you kartarrded?

kartarrded by IMayOrMayNotBeDP May 10, 2010

Kurtassed 

To be Kurtassed is to be working on a Friday, ready to enjoy your weekend and your coworker needs help at quittin time.

Guy: are you excited to get started on slamming some Busch lattes?
Other guy: hellz yeah.
Phone rings*
Guy: well looks like we’re going to have to post pone the lattes, we just got Kurtassed.

Kurtassed by WeDemPlumbinBoyz April 15, 2022

keytarded 

A description of how wasted someone gets at any event involving the 80's while referencing an instrument that was heavily involved in music production during that time.

Oh man...I got super keytarded last night when we saw that cover band Bon Journey at that stripmall club.

keytarded by superrubber March 30, 2010

kretarded 

the description of any idea one finds especially stupid. it helps if the idea in question either is conveyed through alliteration of or involves the letter 'k'

Person 1: Look at the 'K' on my glasses! It stands for Kool!
Person 2: That's kretarded.

kretarded by MrrrrH December 15, 2009