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Karma is a 7-foot tall guy who wears a large dirty burlap sack over his head, has his knees on backwards, and a taxidermied parrot on his shoulder, and comes over once in a while to punch you in the face "saying I know what you did last summer."
Me: Who is it? Coming!
*punched in the face*
Karma: "I know what you did last summer."
Me: OW!
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 13, 2010
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The Buddhist belief that whatever you do comes back to you, e.g. if you do something good, something good will happen to you, and vice versa.
I have good karma.
by wendy lane May 23, 2003
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the belief that all of your actions will have equal reprecussions, affecting you.
"My Karma ran over your Dogma"
by Hiro Protagonist August 16, 2003
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Karma is a word from the philosophy of many Indian religions (Hinduism, Buddhism, Jainism, Sikhism). The basic theory is that the universe runs according to certain laws, all described by one word 'Dharma' (Sanskrit) or 'Dhamma' (Pali). The basic theory is: 'cause and affect'. The laws (Dharma) decide what affect is beget from a given cause. Karma is the 'cause' part of this theory. In other words, your actions - mental, vocal and physical are your Karma (plural).

Please note that in the Buddhist philosophy, Dharma does not 'punish' or 'reward' anyone. The concepts of good and bad don't exist here. For example, gravity is one of the laws of the universe, and if you jumped off a building and killed yourself, we wouldn't say that gravity was punishing you.
Selfless service will help 'improve' my Karma.
by Boltzmann April 12, 2005
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the saying of 'what goes around comes around'
karma comes back around.
by ashleyy February 16, 2005
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some say it is a bitch.
Mike broke his leg after he hit that old lady with a stick, karma's a bitch.
by daniel surratt May 07, 2007
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“Deeds,” “works,” the principle of inexorable cause and effect.
Karma is the balance of good and evil done in a given incarnation in Hindu belief.
by World_Religions August 04, 2010
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Smackdown of the Gods
I kicked a cat the other day . . . today a giant sabertooth from the depths of time bit me.
by Kuma February 26, 2004
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