An obsessive female who won't "hop" off your shit.
Bro: Hey bro that Kangaroo won't hop off Joe Maroun's dick.
Bro 2: Yeahh nigga she's been on his jock foreverr!
to convict someone with false evidence
They tried to kangaroo him with a forged confession.
A person that you like that always seems to hop away whenever you are in reach of them. A person that you like that slips away at every close chance
I was going to ask her out, but then she had to leave to class, shes such a kangaroo
An unintended erection in an institutional environment. Which results in attempts to fix it so it does not jump out.
"Dude could you pass the papers out for me? I got a kangaroo situation."
if you split up the word into kanga and roo...you get two different winnie the pooh characters
Pooh: Rabit, have you seen kanga or roo today? kangaroo
someone who attends to nature's calls on a railway track.
kangaroo kangaroo dirty dirty kangaroo
sitting on a railway track
and doing number two.
People went to Australia and saw these things that liked to bounce. they went to the aboriginees and where likt "wtf are those things?? *points and fuzzy hopping thing with pouch"* and the aboriginees said "kangaroo" so they thought they were called kangaroos but really kangaroo means "I don't understand your question." in aboriginee.
" lyke oh em gee doubleyou tee eff is that thing? " "kangaroo..??" "ah ok! Kangaroo!!!' *thinks* " i didnt ask you a question you dumb fucker..."