Kaned is when another man or woman or even child is brutally teabagged by another person. Kaned can also be used as a phrase to describe a bad doing on someone. The original meaning came from Oisin kane when he was brutally teabagged many times in front of a audience at a house party in a outer suburban housing estate in Ireland.

You just got kaned. Lad I kaned him so bad.

Kaned by Kaned up June 27, 2022

kaned

To kane a car - drive the other side of light speed.
To kane a person - to almost kill them.

'Bile kaned it out of this corner and clipped the undercover filth car.'
or
'He fuckin kaned this cunt...'

kaned by Rigs April 27, 2003

Kaned

It's when your pullout game is strong. Referencing that time Patrick Kane had sec with a minor but they didn't find his DNA inside her because his pullout game is stong.

I was about to bust a nut and Patrick Kane her so good. There's no way she's getting pregnant.

I forgot to bring a condom so I Kaned it.

Kaned by musclelicious January 28, 2016

kaned

Subjected to ridicule by by right-wing south Florida talk show host Steve Kane on WWNN.

Steve Kane and Brian Craig kaned all callers who didn't agree with their evangelistic Republican views.

kaned by David Citron February 12, 2004

Kev Kaned

An act of semi-rape. Named after the man who first performed this action on New Years Day. To be "Kev Kaned" is to be fingered whilst heavily drunk, objecting to it but because you're so drunk you are vunerable and just leave it.

Person 1: Holy s**t, did you hear what happened to Jessica?
Person 2: OMG what????
Person 1: She was Kev Kaned at the weekend!
Person 2: F**king hell.

Kev Kaned by Yo mama is so fat LULZ January 11, 2009

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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