4 definitions by kanklesore

Top Definition
The expression on ones face while kanking (masturbating in someone's presence without them knowing).
1. "Man I had the illest kank face today at the office... i almost gave myself away."

2. Observe Kevin Spacey's face in American Beauty while kanking in bed with his wife. Due to his sloppy kank face he got caught. Classic kank film.
by kanklesore September 30, 2006
1.the feeling of dissillusionment in organized religion once one has broken or injured his index finger within the confines of a church, or any religious institution.

2. the compensation for having a dead finger by wearing obnoxiously large diamond rings on said finger. also see: napoleon complex.

3. the tingling uncomfortable yet restless feeling one gets from over exertion of index finger.

4. any injury caused to a finger due to a mechanical mishap, where the flesh of the finger becomes deadened while still attached to the hand. often a result of work related injuries. the working class are particularly succeptable.

5. the act of blarting on one's finger while performing the shocker. this by no means indicates the discontinuation of shocker performance, but rather enhances the experience.

6. a secret organization or cult of similarly afflicted brethren. is said to be more widespread than the masons.

7. a term used to describe a finger covered in the over-spray of aerosol paint cans.

8. a finger held in a constantly erect pointing position, immovable and locked.
1. "I've been a dead finger ever since I slammed that door on my pointer finger on the way into sunday school. Fuck God."

2. "Yeah I got a deadfinger. But at least i got a diamond ring on that bitch."

3. "I went out tagging all night and i didnt get locked up, but i got a serious dead finger."

4. "Ever since that circular saw at the shop gave me the dead finger, my work was slacking. So they replaced me with a robot."

5. "Yeah, motherfucker."

6. "Did you see that guy with the black finger, and that huge diamond ring on it? Must be a high-ranking member of that dead finger society."

7. See example #3

8. "Stop pointing at me you friggin dead finger."
by kanklesore September 30, 2006
One who is obsessed with autologous fat (ones own fat) transfer into the ankle area of one's body, often resulting in extreme emaciation around the midriff and elswhere while extreme obesity occurs at the base of the legs.
1. "did you see that? he's a kankler for sure..."

2. she kankled her kankles until she had lankles
by kanklesore September 22, 2006
the clothing style of a rich art student who dresses in deplorable attire in order to subscribe to a disgustingly pathetic trend of retardation. expect to see dirty white headbands, 80s running shorts and thrift store shirts with pictures of wolfs howling at the moon on the front.
"that hobo chic art fag got robbed and beaten in the ally the other day it was glorious"
by kanklesore October 01, 2006

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