kalka 

If you or someone you love’s last name is Kalka they are the most amazingly beautiful people you will ever see in your entire life. They have the best personalities and may not be the smartest when it comes to decisions sometimes, but it will always turn out great for a Kalka.

Kalka’s are great people to love especially when they’re young because they’re the sweetest most relatable people you’ll ever meet. Things may be awkward sometimes when talking to a Kalka, but if they love you as much as you love them, then you’ve got an amazing life ahead of you with this Kalka.

Girl: I really like Ray Kalka, you know?
Girl2: I DO know! And you OF COURSE know he really likes you a LOT, right?!?
Girl: He says he does, though I’m not completely sure about our relationship because of his level of awkwardness around me.
Girl2: Don’t forget, no matter what happens, Ray Kalka is the most loyal loving friend you’ll ever have!!

kalka by lilcappa_kaLks February 1, 2022

Kyle Kalka 

He's rich as fuck

"Is that Kyle Kalka? He's rich"

Kyle Kalka by jo mama 556 July 29, 2023

Kalea

Kalea is a girl with a crazy, weird, and overall goofy personality! Kalea loves to socialize, make friends, and hang out. She’s basically a social butterfly. She enjoys hanging out with other friends who have the same goofy personality as her. She is always joking around and making her peers have a good laugh. Many people enjoy being around Kalea, but at the same time there are a lot of people who hate her. Despite the hate she gets from some people, Kalea doesn’t care because she is generally a very carefree person. She doesn’t let anything get to her. She just keeps on smiling! Kalea is also a very popular girl who has friends almost anywhere she goes. Kalea always keeps her grades up and is very responsible and trustworthy. She usually likes to keep away from the boys because they aren’t worth her time. Kalea is also mean sometimes but she never intends to hurt anyone, she’s just messing around! But she’s also very kind, giving, sympathetic, and thoughtful. She’s the type of girl who will always be willing to hang out on the weekends, give you presents on your birthday, and be there for you when you’re sad. Anyone named Kalea is a very rare person to find. If you come across a Kalea, be her friend and cherish your relationship with her. You don’t wanna lose Kalea because that would be a horrible mistake. Kalea is one of the most unique people in the world so if you lose her, you’re going to miss out on a lot of memories, laughs, and fun!

Kalea is the craziest girl I’ve ever met!

Kalea is really nice to me!

Kalea is one of the most hilarious people in the world!

Kalea is always making me laugh!

Kalea by 💞💍 November 27, 2018

kaka bag 

When wearing a piece of clothing that sags past
the buttocks region on the toilet, results in the
netting of fecal matter.

"Oh man i just kaka bagged a huge shit in the
back of my shirt while i was on the toilet"

kaka bag by KingNIPS May 13, 2017

kakka carrot cake 

A real super sand legend.

Parody of Goku (Kakarot) in OneyNG's version of DBZ, Dragonzball P.

Kakka Carrot Cake: I'm Kakka Carrot Cake!!

Freezy Pop: ....

Kakka Carrot Cake: I am real super sand!

Freezy Pop: BAH!! Super pooper scoopers are just legend!!

Kakka Carrot Cake: You'll see Freezy Pop, I'm stronger than an ant, if an ant was.... THIS BIG!!

kakka carrot cake by bored9999 December 3, 2013

kaka v420 

big bobux with kracc bacc and epok!!!1111z

best utobr memer in rl!!!!1!!!!1!!1 🥶🥶🥶🥶😳😳🥵🥵🥵

do u know kaka v420
no lol
i will fard at u >:(

no pls ik kaka v420 he maeks fornit-
*fards*

oh no he ded

kaka v420 by dajeo August 3, 2021

ez katka 

Russian slang meaning "ez game" (katka=game). Popularized in games such as DOTA and League of Legends. Used by people to annoy their online opponents after lengthy and difficult games.

*Plays difficult 70 minute DOTA game*
At the end - "ez katka"

ez katka by Eckersley July 30, 2016