Most awesome person alive. Is usually emotionally attracted and connected to a Casio Prizm fx-CG10. Very good at math. Very bad at English. Generally smart.
A pirate frog that sails across the dead sea. They are very harmful to dogs and cats, their best friend is a frozen snake that has rusty dusty and a little bit of nose hair as its flag, it eats groundhogs and toe hair as its favourite dessert, but they HATE berries and apples
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.