Slang for "okay", stemming from the similarity of the first syllable of Kaiser (kai) to "kay" a slang word short for okay.
Talia: "I think I'm gonna skip lunch today."
Elay: "Kaiser"
by moonman54 January 09, 2011
1. some one with a big penis that is hot
2. some one who is hung like a horse
omg stephanie he is a kaiser
by beast head June 16, 2008
1) To be caught masturbating; esp. by your college roommate

2) To masturbate
I thought my roommate was out of town, but he came back in the room and totally kaisered me.

I am going to kaiser until I can’t walk!
by Duke of New Orleans March 14, 2006
To be caught masturbating.

To masturbate.

Named in honor of a certain individual at PHS, who had a hard time keeping his pants on.
I went eleven days without kaisering, and when I did, I blew the roof off.

That was a tough workout, I'm gonna kaiser as soon as I get home.

I had a ton of studying to do, and I couldn't stop myself from kaisering to relieve stress.
by Boo Radley of Penfield March 26, 2007
A slang term for people who are arrogant, full of themselves, and real faggety. Fag bags!
"Dude, that guy is such a kaiser!"
"You are totally kaising out man!"
"You are such a kais!"
"Sorry for getting all kaiser on you"
by rotohomo March 17, 2009
A KAiser is someone with the frattiest of frat attributes. When not drinking beers or landing women, a KAiser can often be found cruising in his frat mobile (JEEP CHEROKEE) on the island. Take note how a KAiser's hair has the perfect frat quof and doesn't move in the wind. A KAiser is a real good friend that is down for anything at anytime. If you wanna have a good time call a KAiser. A KAsier sometimes mistaken for Fraser. Also a KAiser will answer to the nickname "Kais."
Tyler: "Hey man shit's gonna get crazy tonight!"
Thomas: "I know. Who should we call?"
Tyler : "Let's call that frat star Kaiser he's down for anything"
by HAHA If you only knew February 04, 2010
Another word for cunt. A bitch of a female with poor hygiene and loose morals.
Man, my boss is such a Kaiser . She's always trippin balls.
by justice blaze orion February 01, 2009

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