From Genshin Impact and the most perfect thing to ever exist. The non traumatized version of Scaramouche, he's innocent, perfect, and does literally no wrong. He is my everything. He is adorable and deserves the world <3

Person A: Do you know Kabukimono?

Person B: Yes, he's absolutely perfect.

Kabukimono by Akai~ April 14, 2023

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Kabuki

Theatre, artifice, fake, insincere, something done only for show. AKA lip service

Congress stated that mine safety would be a priority but I fear that it is just kabuki and nothing will happen.

Kabuki by Word Monkey April 15, 2010

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Kabuki Speaker

Japanese made speakers from the 60's through the 70's that had a minimum 15" woofer, a minimum 4-way cross-over, at least 6 individual drivers, in a box that is less than 3 cu ft or weighs less than 50lbs.

"For those wondering about the origin of the term, it had to do with the limited bandwidth and tinny sound that characterized the first versions of these speakers. As a friend said "You can play Led Zepplin though them and it comes out sounding like Kabuki music"."
-Don McR @ www.audiokarma.org

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Model# SP-X8000 / 9000

Kabuki Speaker by M.X. September 3, 2004

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KABUKI

Japanese theatre where only men were allowed to act, even female roles, until ban was recently lifted. Invented in order to allow peasants a theatre of their own, as going to nobles' theatre would result in either having their eyes gouged out or their ears ripped off. Performed in poses rather than fluid action. Often very depressing.

I wanted to see a kabuki production, but it's so expensive and I don't speak old-fashioned Japanese.

KABUKI by Cassandra March 30, 2005

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