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urbandic(k)s 

The assholes that post on this site so faithfully that they probably devote more time to thinking up useless definitions to stupid non-existant words than too getting themselves laid, which in all honesty would probably do them good.
What an urbandic(k), I bet he hasn't spooged in over a year, let alone gotten any of the glorious poon-tang out there, that makes being human worthwhile.
urbandic(k)s by Ashen Skies. September 20, 2003
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Urban K Beach 

1. The place men with blueballs and very relative catholic extremism go when they want to eat cows. Also cows go there when they want to be eaten, especially catholic and/or underaged ones.

2. When you are too drunk too take care of your money AND your dignity.

3. A meter for moral decadence.
Jerry: Uh... dude... i'm getting blueballs

Ronald: Why don't you go eat some random cow?

Jerry: I lack the self-esteem, and also i'm ugly AF

Ronald: Bruhh, ever heard of URBAN K BEACH?? You'll get some fine cow there!

Jerry: But they're mostly underaged and drunk and fundamentally catholic there, right?

Ronald: Don't be picky, Jerry. Down your dignity a little bit, it'll work out just fine!

Jerry: Thx m8
Urban K Beach by josequintino June 23, 2017

c.u.r.k. 

c.u.r.k. = "completely useless rich kid"
So Kardashian is supposed to be a celeb, but she's really just a lame-ass c.u.r.k.!
c.u.r.k. by StarsmorePrime May 13, 2010

Kurtaism 

Kurtaism is a religion known for worshiping β€œKurapika” β›“πŸ”΄πŸ‘„πŸ”΄β›“ We say β€œAKAKUπŸ›πŸ›β›“β€ as daily prayers. ✨✨✨
Person A: My religion is Kurtaism

Person B: Oh Akaku πŸ›πŸ˜”πŸ™
Kurtaism by Jadestorm846 October 29, 2020
Kurtism is a religion worshiping god Kurapika Kurta. People of this religion say β€œAKAKUπŸ›β€ as a blessing to others.
β€œI just converted to kurtism, AKAKUπŸ›β€
Kurtism by Fartass1400 October 27, 2020
Kurtism is a religion worshiping god Kurapika Kurta from hunterXhunter. The people of this religion often say β€œAKAKUπŸ›β€ to bless.
Gon: β€œI recently converted to Kurtism”
Killua: β€œWhat the fuxk-β€œ
kurtism by Fartass1400 October 27, 2020