just bought a urban dictionary Alexander fam it’s lit 

The best meme ever

Bro just bought a urban dictionary Alexander fam it’s lit!

Only smoked once or twice
Alexander dabbled in
Biggest booty in the world
Alexander damn he thicc
Where did Burr shoot Hamilton?
In Alexander's abdomen
All these hateful comments, man
It's Alexander damaging

What's he do at Christmas time?
Alexander carollin'
A relaxed nail month
Alexander anagram
Just became the brand new Pope
Alexander Vatican
Starbucks doesn't know his name
Is there an Alan Hamlin?
(Alexander Hamilton, Alexander Hamilton)
Cheated on his wife?
Alexander Hamilton

Oh my god, he talks too much
Alexander ramblin'
Holy shit, the condom broke
Alexander has a kid
Has a really young face
Alexander baby chin
Yo, that's a pretty solid line
Alexander thank ya Finn
Stealing everybody's memes?
Alexander has me dead
Started singing for the kids
He Alexander panderin'
But what if he's a skeleton?
Alexander has no skin
Alex, how'd you like your eggs?
Alexander "Scramble 'em"

My walk is wobbly
Cocky jaunt?
Hell, it oughta' be
I'm novel, you a novelty
Best Prez in the world
Honor me

He's coming out as black
Alexander African
Didn't fire a single gun
Alexander Hacksaw Ridge
The sucky villain in Iron Man 3
Alexander Mandarin
Is a 100 years old
Alexander saggy skin

Goes to see a therapist
Alexanger management
Turn into a camel now he
Alexander Camelton
He couldn't hold it in
Alexander flatuelence
Is he really a mermaid?
Alexander has a fin

just bought a urban dictionary Alexander fam it’s lit by Me me big disappointment February 14, 2018

I just bought broccoli lol 

Derived from an advertisement for Orange in the United Kingdom, 'I just bought broccoli, lol!' is a deliberate satire on when people write stupid, unnecessary things as their Facebook status or Twitter tweet. Can be shortened to IJBBLOL.

Random blonde facebook chick: 'Hai gais, jst kssin ma bf rite nao brb'
Person with more than half a braincell: I just bought broccoli lol!

Guy at uni for no other reason than to get stoned out of his mind: d00d. so hi rite nao.
Person with more than half a braincell: IJBBLOL!

I just bought broccoli lol by I Define The Internet April 14, 2010

just like a bought one 

Said just on completion of fixing or enhancing an item up to a standard that could be bought or purchased from a shop. Often has a tone of slight sarcasm regarding the fixed or enhanced item.

After fixing the broken chair leg with gaffa tape, Bob proudly said "Just like a bought one"...

just like a bought one by Wollinator February 20, 2008