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A polite way of saying "never gonna date/screw/ect."
Hey (insert name), is that your boyfriend?

No, (insert name of opposite sex) and I are just friends.
by spacepants2003 November 14, 2005
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A nice way of saying, I wouldn't fuck you if it meant saving the world from eternal damnation.
John seems to end up being just friends with every bitch he knows.
by R.Sabbagh May 26, 2007
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Situation when a female doesn't want to pursue a relationship with a male because he is too nice to her.
Peggy just wants to be friends with Al.
by D February 16, 2004
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A phrase that if spoken to you means one thing:
The person who said it does not deserve to have you as a friend because they cannot overcome their own ignorance.
Guy: So do you want to go out with me?
Girl: It's a nice thought but I'd rather we were just friends...
(at this point guy starts walking away)
Girl: Where are you going?
Guy: I'm doing you a favour, we both know that I'm better for you than any of your so- called boyfriends- I'm not going to give you the satisfaction of running to me when it falls apart...
(sometime later the girl's boyfriend cheats on her, she learns a lesson, but will go back to dating equally ignorant people)

If anyone ever says this to you, walk away: you deserve better even if it means letting them go...
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The two lamest words to have ever been put together,normally between a girl and a boy who are good friends,i advise you NOT tell someone you like them if they have been your friend for a while,because you will probally feel like utter shit afterwards.
dude-we been friends for a while,and i have to tell you i like you as more of a friend
girl-sorry,dont like you like that,just friends?
dude-*kills self*
by Iamdude August 31, 2010
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A girl can say this to assure you (the boyfriend) that her male friend is 'just a friend'

If your girlfriend says this about a guy she has been a bit too friendly towards for a while, she is lying. probably.
Man: Who's this guy you've been hanging with? He just touched your leg!

Woman: Oh relax! We're just friends!
by Funkmaster21 July 15, 2008
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adj. someone that you are associated with non-stop, always asked if you are dating, but you aren't because one or both of you won't admit to liking each other.
by Ahleksis March 19, 2011
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