jury doody

Humorously, the civic duty imposed on we Americans every four to eight years by state or federal courts: jury duty. A boon for some people, a blasted nuisance to most of us.

What's brown and smelly and found on the floor of the courtroom? Jury doody!

by pentozali July 17, 2008

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jury rig

to fix or build something so that it only lasts for a short time

His boss was mad because someone jury rigged the siren.

by Light Joker August 18, 2005

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Hung-Jury

A group of citizens serving on a jury who are well endowed A.K.A have big cocks

the hung-jury could not come up with a verdict even after honest thought. Luckily they had large penises?

by quadaffi June 5, 2005

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Florida Jury

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Referring to a group of 12 people who can't convict a child murderer because of a "conscience issue" but have no problem taking $50K to go on a talk show and talk about it.

Jim: "Did you hear about that child murderer that got off only with lying to law enforcement?

Scott:"Yeah, she had a Florida jury, no wonder she got off."

by N.Q July 22, 2011

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