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Jumping off a dresser 

To have hard core sex
Jumping off a dresser means to have sex
Jumping off a dresser by katrin February 5, 2021

Jumping off your bunkbed 

This symbolizes that when you are completely done with life you commit suicide by jumping off the most tallest thing known by mankind. This also links to when you find out something you didn't expect to happen.
Athea why are you jumping off your bunkbed?
Athea: Its mostly because how i got exposed on skype by Alisa

Jumping Jack-Offs 

A Jumping-Jack Off is just like the motion of jumping jacks, except you have one hand in that particular motion
I went to the gym, and as a joke I did my entire work out. The very last one I started the Jumping Jack-offs

The best way to loose weight is to do Jumping Jack-offs
Jumping Jack-Offs by Cadillac C--Y February 27, 2011

Splatasha Jumpanoff 

When Nat goes Splat.

Ima sue Marvel, brb
Gonna go pull a Splatasha Jumpanoff

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026