dumpalumpa 

n.

a poop that is so bloody huge, you could swear it's going to get out of the toilet and beat you to death.

"Holy shit! Look at the size of that dumpalumpa!"

dumpalumpa by OrisisFrost November 24, 2005

umpalumpa gangbang 

The act of getting fucked by 4 or greater midgets none exceeeding 5 feet tall. whom are also dressed in suspenders have green dyed hair and have a shitty spray tan. (Snookie is one of these such creatures). for this to qualify as a Umpalumpa Gang-bang. there must also be an emo man watching you with a very emo haircut telling the umpalumpas they aren't slaves mmmmm chocolate. for further optional aspects of this act please see chocolate Umpalumpa gangbang.

Person 1: hey baby up for an Umpalumpa Gangbang?
Person 2: okay but we need four more people.

Person 1: I cant believe that fucking worked!!!

umpalumpa gangbang by Apollo The Shepherd Saint June 28, 2015

umpalumpa 

an noun used to describe someone as a short fat person. it can also mean they wear a lot of makeup therefore looking like an umpalumpa. In addition it can mean your penis.

your a fucking umpalumpa, with that much make-up.
suck my umpalumpa.

umpalumpa by billybender February 22, 2009

Dumpalumpagus 

A mammoth sized hairy shit.

I wouldn't go in the bathroom, I just took a dumpalumpagus, and it smells like a prehistoric swamp in there. I swear, I think I saw a pterodactyl circling the toilet.

Dumpalumpagus by Kenosha Joe August 1, 2012

UmpaLumpaed 

when a person gets a overzealous, bad, orange spray tan.

Kami: I went to get a spray tan today.

Lalli: Do you look all hot and tan now?

Kami: I was umpaLumpaed.

UmpaLumpaed by Kamilicious March 5, 2010

humpalumpadump 

when you and your mom have hardcore XXX sex and you make her anus bleed.
This word was derived from Bleedus Anus

Yo' mams lest bump in ma' crib an' "humpalumpadump".

humpalumpadump by Bleedisious Anus April 23, 2005

humpalumpagus

Hokachapokey howanowa nakanay hokee hawikkawae.

HUMPALUMPAGUS!!!!!!!!!!!

Ming mang mung, humpalumpagus bung;
Jing jang joo, humpalumpagus doo;
Ping pang pung, humpalumpagus dung;
Ping pang poo, humpalumpagus poo.

humpalumpagus by Gharglar March 16, 2004