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Hit The Jump for more 

a stupid and uncool way bloggers say when they want you to read the rest of the article that they written instead of just saving everybody a few seconds of their life and post it on the front fuckin page so US the readers don't have to load the page again and again AND AGAIN
Last we heard, Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg had come aboard to perform a rewrite of the script. Hit the jump for more.

Me: FUCK! WHY?! WHY COULDNT YOU JUST PUT IT ON THE FRONT FUCKIN PAGE?

Jump Rope for Heart 

A program by the American Heart Association. Famous for jump roping.

Jump Rope for Heart 

A fundraising and event program that has become one of THE premier annual events for elementary and middle schools, with thousands of schools and millions of kids participating across the USA every year.
Jump Rope for Heart is the best program ever.

Jump Rope for Heart 

has helped to fund ground-breaking research that helps to fight heart disease
In the USA, what for many years was known as Jump Rope for Heart has evolved into the Kids Heart Challenge, which still includes jump rope as a component

Jump Force 

The Sonic '06 of arena fighting games. Choppy gameplay, lots of loading screens, terrible animation, big empty hub world, and to top it off you get a terrible story mode. It is a laughably unfinished game that was just made as an easy cash grab for your classic weeb.
"Jump Force would've been pretty good if it was more focused on quality rather than quantity."
Jump Force by Aemuli February 25, 2019

jump forcer 

a person who is good at jumping ramps on a bike, skateboard, etc. and tries to force a jump failer to go off a ramp.
cody: come on dude i dont care if your a jump failer just jump it
john: no stop being a fucking jump forcer.
jump forcer by makutassead November 8, 2009