A javascript library inferior to the ASP.Net AJAX libraries in every way.
Seriously, Matt, don't use jQuery. Ever.
by Anonymous(Tom) April 8, 2008
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A FAR superior JavaScript framework that makes ASP.NET AJAX and its proponents feel like little bitches.
Tom, WTF is the matter with you?! Use jQuery or DIE....bitch!
by Matt!!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 9, 2008
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When somebody plays air guitar while wearing a cock ring.
"What the hell? Nathan is wearing a cock ring and playing air guitar to afrojack."
"Oh, he's just doing the jQuery"
by notpa1n April 1, 2017
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A JavaScript framework that is easy to use but extremely difficult to master. You must demonstrate true programming prowess to achieve the prestigious "Top 5%" badge on LinkedIn's jQuery certification test. Beta JavaScript developers avert their eye in awe of the greatness radiating off these gifted individuals.
Brad: I scored in the top 5% of all users who took the jQuery test on LinkedIn.
Everyone: We are not worthy. *Averts eyes*
by PublicParadise January 26, 2021
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A javascript library written by John Resig. Its intent is to make DOM querying and manipulation easier. It removes the pain of cross-browser compatibility issues.
var myspan = $("#myspan"); //using jQuery

instead of,

var myspan = document.getElementById("myspan"); //standard and drawn out way
by Toady111222 March 11, 2009
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