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Acronym for Jewish Positioning System.

Used to describe a Jewish person with extraordinary urban directional skills.

A JPS is highly skilled in reading street maps, street signs, bus transfer maps, and tour guides.
if we didn't have Isaac, our JPS, we never would have gotten where we needed to go.
by Action Steve June 02, 2006
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Acronym in spanish for 'together forever'
'juntos por siempre'
Her: Iloveyou baby
Him: iloveyou too babe
Her: Jps?
Him: Yes babee forever
by gigilove November 10, 2011
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J.P.S. noun; abbreviation for Just Plain Shit, a shorthand
way of indicating things are not going well, particularly in an environment where being too blunt might be hazardous to ones employment or perhaps a significant relationship
We looked at the blueprints, then remeasured the proscenium, and we all agreed that the architect's rendering was J.P.S.
by Mark W. Schlemmer January 12, 2006
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A sequence in this specific order:

Jerk-Poop-Shower
Yo man, I'm gonna go home tonight and JPS it.

I JPS'd it so hard last night.
by jps4985498459458 November 04, 2010
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Is a tight as rapper and you can find his songs here
www.soundclick.com/jpstudios
Post or review tracks here
jpstudios.proboards40.com
JPS is a tight as rapper listen to him
by JPS March 10, 2005
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Jeep Positioning System

(otherwise know as a compass)
-"Hey, Jon, where are we now?"
-"Hold on just a sec while I check my J.P.S."
by wwhitte October 28, 2010
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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