A variant of the word owned, where the J is simply added in front of "owned" (the J is used when trying to imitate a Jamaican). Mostly used in video games.
by Babo Sang Pyo September 15, 2005
by John DeWhitt January 18, 2006
Being owned by embarrassment by a person named Joe, where the person is someone annoying or unpleasant to interact with. For further details, see the urban dictionary definition of owned.
I just got Jowned again! The fucked won't leave me alone!
by bladaksdkjds July 11, 2008
the perfect filler word, can be used in any circumstance to signify any noun, take the place of any verb, describe any action or noun.
by jowntastic September 13, 2011
by Plasmagician August 23, 2005
Jown = Jacking Off With Noose. This acronym is used to describe the act of holding a noose around ones neck while masterbating profusely.
Man, I can't wait to get home and Jown.
I woke up last night to Michael Jowning.
I've got a Jowning headache.
I woke up last night to Michael Jowning.
I've got a Jowning headache.
by Alan Callahan February 4, 2008
1. Jew-Obsessed White Nationalist. Someone who thinks the best way to secure their people's existence and a future for their children is to become a keyboard warrior in the Manichean struggle against Jews.
Can be distinguished by a certain writing style, three-fifths paranoid and two-fifths hostile, and an inability to say anything nice about anybody, even his own people.
2. A term of abuse for anyone more critical of Jews than you are.
Rhymes with 'noun.'
Can be distinguished by a certain writing style, three-fifths paranoid and two-fifths hostile, and an inability to say anything nice about anybody, even his own people.
2. A term of abuse for anyone more critical of Jews than you are.
Rhymes with 'noun.'
1. "Eric's a total jown right now. I can't have a conversation with him without him steering it back to the Frankfurt School, Hollywood or Paul Wolfowitz."
2. "It's fine that you don't like the Jews, but you don't have to be a Jown about it."
2. "It's fine that you don't like the Jews, but you don't have to be a Jown about it."
by Mister Something March 22, 2012