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Josh is a kind, loving, caring guy. He knows when he can crack a joke or when he needs to be serious. He has an unnatural obsession with Coheed and Cambria and Claudio Sanchez. He rocks the guitar and loves video games. He loves his girlfriend and never lets her forget it. He has super soft hair and always smells good. Also has a great dick and ass. He gives amazing kisses and the best hugs. Any girl is super lucky to date Josh.
"That guy over there is totally jamming to 2's My Favorite 1"

"Must be a Josh."
by MaNu March 30, 2014
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the act of waiting until a girl is asleep and proceeding to masturbate until completion and ejaculating on the girl
Man, Larry was so boned up after his date with Susie that he totally pulled a josh on her!
by Bukkake King Jr. February 27, 2013
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1. To be constantly and consistently late. He could be anywhere from half an hour to a couple hours late. How ever, you forgive him anyways because thats what Josh Does.

2. The one person at a party who takes care of you.
1. Sorry, I had to pull a Josh. I was busy texting this girl who wont ever go out with me.

2. Can you be a Josh and hold my hair back as I puke into this fishbowl?
by KSNIPE February 22, 2011
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Girl 1:who is studmuffin?
Girl 2:thats Josh
Girl 1:nicee
by jferg100 June 19, 2010
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an asshole who only thinks of himself. he cheated on his ex girlfriend, so she dumped his ass. he thinks he's so great, but in reality he has a small dick and is dumb. hisnew girlfriend is a nasty skank, but she'll probably have sex with him so he doesn't mind. josh is a stupid dick sucker.
who's that?
you mean that piece of shit? that's josh!
by i<3cheaterrrrs April 16, 2010
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- choosing the easiest way to do something out of laziness with no regards for future consequences or not doing anything about something because you are too lazy to bother even though in the future you will have a much larger problem.
Bill broke up with his girlfriend who lied and cheated on him, but made a josh and started having sex and dating her again because he didn't have to try.

Instead of canceling his magazine trials, Bobert pulled a josh and did nothing, ignoring the possibility of future bills.
by writteningasoline March 26, 2010
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Josh is a fat ginger fire-crotch bitch. He is a loser and has no friends, except his granny. He desperately wants to be a woman. He is the most pathetic piece of shit in the world. People who are around him want to punch him because he is a mouthy, cocky asshole. He will never have a life. Josh loves to start drama with people because he has nothing better to do. He is so fucking fat he breaks every car his lard ass ever sat in. He is creepy and will stalk you. He is very ugly and pimply faced. It looks like someone shit on his head. No one wants to be around him because everything that comes out of his mouth is disgusting and insulting. His favorite things are twinkies and big gulps. The only thing he knows how to do is eat and smoke weed. He's a lazy fucker and stinks like 100yr old ass cheese because he's too fat to wash in between his fat folds. He's never seen his penis. He's not sure if he even has one. Josh is the herpie on the dick of society. His life sucks and you just cant get any uglier, red-headed, fat, stupid, lazy or disgusting than Josh.
When you see Josh yell: Red, Red, who shit on your head??

Josh is the red-headed step child you love to hate and treat like shit

If you cant find your penis then you're a fatass Josh

If the only action you get is with a twinkie then you must be Josh

If you ever busted the axel on a car out with your fatness then yep, you're Josh.
by SoSexiLexi June 24, 2011
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