jordy laforge 

Using teleportation to Slam dunk a basketball while wearing sunglasses you bought at a thrift store.

I pulled a Jordy Laforge on the court last night. It was hard with the glasses on, but I did it.

jordy laforge by Mashbone Jones January 8, 2009

Jordy Laforge 

Taking a poop horizontally across somebody's face like Jordy Laforge's visors.

I gave Dave a Jordy Laforge.

Jordy Laforge by CHCKNHRT February 19, 2010

Jordy Laforge 

Noun

1. A term describing the sexual act of ejaculating in a horizontal pattern

across the face of a blind person. Similar to a reading rainbow.

Q: "Did you check out that blind chick at the glory hole?"

A: "Yeah and there was even enough wiggle room for me to give her a Jordy LaForge."

Jordy Laforge by billebllunt May 14, 2014