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Joojeh Artist 

a wide range of people , mostly under 16 years old who consider themselves as pro artists ,
but can’t grab a pen, Actually .

also has a HUGE willingness to use words in weird orders such as “ I love my new ARTING “ (what the...?)

a Joojeh Artist has not to be mistaken with an Amateur Artist.
an amateur is who started drawing lately , then tries to be better by practicing hard and taking time on it.
a joojeh artist is tho, thinking they’re next generation’s Da Vinci and they’re sketches drawn with zero effort just for gaining attention and lookin’ cool has to be kept at museums ‘n be praised by the whole eternity.
they usually don’t try AT ALL , or try less and think they climbed mt.everest somehow.

Joojeh Artists are not artists, they just want attention.

If you suspected someone in your neighborhood as a Joojeh Artist , just stay away from them and call 911 ASAP.

If you found one or more of these features in yourself , um...
then unfortunately, you ARE a Joojeh Artist !

If you’re already one, stop being rediculous and go find and work on your real talent instead. we all know you have ajaleh and you wanna be an artist so fast. but nothing is gained in one night ( except for being made fun of from drawing a 7 y.0 sketch and calling it secondmonalisa.png ) . the point is to try our best and accept critisizes to make our artworks better and becoming a real Artist , not a joojeh one.
joojeh artist : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ! Here’s my new lovely beautiful awesome blah blah artwork that I made ! LOOK do I have any progress since last two days? yea , I know myself it’s such a masterpiece just gimme 5 more comments to post its tutorial I can even teach you how to draw well!

A: um...you mean this five minute drawing of yours with many mistakes and awkward anatomy positions...?

Joojeh Artist : HOW COULD YOU CALL MY UNIQUE ARTSTYLE AND MAJESTIC CHOICES OF COLORS AWKWARD? YOU BIG BROWN BOLD PIECE OF SHIT !

Joojeh Artist’s friend: YEAH HOW COULD YOU EVEN SAY THE WORD ‘MISTAKE’ BY THIS HOLY ARTWORK THEY MADE HUH???

B: hey how’s it goin man-...wait who’s this brat messing around with everyone?

A: seems like another Joojeh Artist .

B: what artist!?

Joojeh Artist : SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SAY I’M A GOD OF ART LIKE OTHERS I GAVE MY BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS (actually 10 minutes) TO MY ARTWORKS NOW I HAVE TWO MONTHS OF EXPERIENCE!!!

B: oh shit here we go again...
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Joodle Pus 

The odd and rare combination of a Platypus, Poodle, and Jellyfish.
Oh my God, that Joodle Pus is coming for us! Squish, squish, bzzart!
Joodle Pus by Romance Corn April 28, 2011
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Another way of talking about a vagina in an extremely positive manner.
Tyler said the girl he hooked up with last night had a jooje.
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Mik and sander have some joosjes in their pants
Joosje by tornado58 July 12, 2011
Make sure to get you some Joosje. Whenever I need help or advice I go to Joosje, I love how non-judgemental she is. She is always willing to listen to anyone and help them out with anything they are going through. She is a very trustworthy person, and she won't ever back stab you. A Joosje can be a bit lazy sometimes, but in a total human way. And don't underestimate her for she is talented in every way possible. She can sing, act, cook, write, and draw and she is very athletic. She's also incredibly smart. Talking to a Joosje is half the work!

Joosje is the most known for being very kind to everyone. She truly cares about people and their feelings and will never do anything to hurt you. She always supports her friends and mostly sees the good in people. But a Joosje can also be morose, and she is often not so sure of herself. Despite her somewhat low-selfesteem, she has madly strong opinions, in a good way.

Important: Joosje is the most sarcastic person you will ever meet. Sometimes she can be so sarcastic that people will think she's for real.

What more can I say: She just got the whole package. Do you know that song 'Joosje got it all, she's the perfect pal, Joosje got it all'? Probs not, I just made it up. If you find yourself a Joosje, your life will be all shiny and sunny again *a lot of intense shining sun emojis*.
'Go in Joosje and you'll come out 5 times wiser, happier, and funnier'

'Joosje basically made my test because she taught me like, everything'

'Where's Joosje? Not here? I will die.'

'I had an off-day, but Joosje made me feel okay'

'Oh my god, you saw Joosje? She is bestfriend-material!'
Adding to the argument that Spaghetti is really a Hebrew dish that orginated in Israel in the 14th Century.
The noodle part that grows on the Farfalle tree.
The Joodle will never Farfalle from the tree.
joodle by Poster Nutbag May 23, 2003
a person who likes to print porn pics of the internet and stick them to his fore head.
joodle by bell cheese May 22, 2003